got a dog and a friend stoned last night.LMFAO!!

OMG this was the funniest shit ive seen when stoned stupid.

the dog is a huge almost 100 pound pitbull.nice dog but hyper as fuck 24/7.and my friend is the office manager at the tow office.

anyways my buddy said to fire it up in the office so i did.the dog was jumping on me and wouldnt leave me alone.so i figured if i blew some smoke at him he would leave me alone.man was i wrong.the fuckin thing was attackin me even worse to get more smoke!!he wanted to get stoned!!he was so fuckin high he kept falling over everytime he sat down.then i seen him chasing something in the back corner of the office.there was a shovel,snow broom,chrome exhaust stack and a long bar(used for unlocking cars).there was a tennis ball he was after behind the shovel.everytime hed get close to it he would get scared and jump back.he tripped over the vacuum cleaner hose and got scared then started attacking it.we got it on video on the camara phone.hopefully my buddy can send it to me.i must have been laughing for an hour or more!my sides and belly were killing me all night from laughing.


now my buddy had a contact high.so i filled the bowl again and he was like "give me a hit"so i handed the pipe to him.he hasnt smoked in YEARS.one hit and he was passing out at his desk and makin very wierd faces.took him 15 minutes to order chinese food cuz he couldnt function well.

the owner of the tow company shows up.he looked at me and said "youre stroned"then he looked at the other dude and the dog and was like "all of you are stoned!!"we told him about the dog and he was laughing his ass off.now he calls me the dogs puffin buddy.oh man what a great night!!!!i havent had a good night like that in years.

 

Sweet my man! A night like that is needed, good for the soul sez I.

 

the dog had the munchies and cotton mouth.he drank 3 bowls of water and ate 2 bowls of food.he usually eats a cup of food twice a day and he dont even finish it.he devoured 2 cups of food like he never ate before.and drank water like it was disappearing or something.

 

hahaha he drank water like it was disappearing or something

 

sounds fun man
my brother has a dog
and over spring break i had a friend over and for some reason this dog loved him
(its hella tiny like maybe 1 1/2 feet long and 10 inches tall?)
and it like curled up in his lap
and when we blazed up we shotgunned every hit from 4-5 bowls to it

she didnt do anything crazy tho
she got off his lap walked over to the cornern and passed the fuck out

 

That part about the owner made me laugh, haha. Sounds good man, always nice to have a smoke and something out of the ordinary or hilarious happens.

 

lol my freind has a pitbull abot the same weight as the one in ur story. we got the thing high and it started humping everything. we had to keep pushin him off us. funny as hell. still need to get my yorkie stoned.

 

I love it when you start laughing so hard it hurts... it totally rocks

 

i remember one time me and my cousion started laughing. well we fed off each other then looked at each other saying, why are we laughing? then just broke into tears. i wanted to stop laughing because my stomach was hurting bad. ahhh good times.

 

lol sounds like a good nite.