Can't stand my mom

Discussion in 'All in the Family' started by j_red, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Stillravenmad

    Stillravenmad Member

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    You need to get away from her; you don't deserve to be treated that way. Maybe you should see if you can take out a loan to get a dorm? Obviously, you won't be able to get the loan for this semester, but you might still be able to get one for fall if you apply right away. It sucks to have to owe money, but that might be the best thing for you.
     
  2. tehpwnerer

    tehpwnerer Banned

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    On the way home today my mom stopped to talk to my grandma and said she'd be out as quick as she can. I was stuck sitting in the car for 30 minutes. Then she forgot to get something and was in there for another 5 minutes. Then we went to the store and on the way there she spilled a gigantic drink all over me and my seat and instead of worrying about me she flipped out that her precious car was going to be stained so she took my favorite hoodie and cleaned the drink up with it.
    She was breathing like she was in labor and she kept cursing and yelling. I yelled at her to shut up and she said I was "2 inches from going away," whatever the fuck that means. Then on the way home she was cussing out other drivers with me right there, so I told her to shut the fuck up. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Man, forget it." "Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes! Smell ya' later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
     

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