The weirdest place you have masturbated?

at my window, sitting on the window sill. it was night so i dont think anyone saw

 

Yea a couple years ago i was sitting on the far back corner in math class and....yea.... I was super horny, there were so many hot chicks. Yea so i started wanking right in class, and no one noticed.

 

Im nature a lot when I was younger. In school...I would in the bathroom sometimes. At work in the bathroom. Locker rooms..hiking trails..gyms..Going down the highway with cars passing..a bingo hall lol ..many places..never in a class room though or very public place..Im not that fuckin brave.

 

Yea afterward i was about to shit myself because i got asked a question and i thought they noticed....but no...phew!

 

i'm stroking off right now at work at my desk coz i'm all alone.

 

In bookstores such as Barnes and Nobles,,,,,,in my car,
public bathrooms, while driving, library, convenience stores (7/11)
etc etc. etc.

 

In a dressing room at Target or someplace like that. I wasn't even there to buy clothes. I was just horny & thought it would be funny place to blow my wad. I just grabbed a pair of jeans,told the lady I wanted to try these on. Walked in & stroked myself in front of the mirror,jizzed on the floor & left. I wiped my hand on the jeans,gave them to the lady & told her they didn't quite work out for me & left.

 

The weirdest spot that I can think of was in a grave yard at 2 AM using a headstone. Rode it like you would a horse, it wasn't bad.

 

i did it in a field under a tree and also in my car when we were in the service station car park next to the motorway

 

used a water jet in a public pool hottub. then i came in the water and left. dont go in that hottub.

 

oh i just remembered a better one than the pool, on an airplane sitting next to people under one of those little lblue blankets. lol, went in the bathroom for the last few seconds but yeah.....

 

Riding my bike through a neighborhood during the day.

Was wearing loose shorts with no underwear. Pulled it out and stroked while pedalling.

Just coasted as I blew my nut.

 

i did it on my push bike as well, riding through the woods, i jus pulled it out and went for it, suprised i never passed any hikers. done it in loads of public toilets.

 

Driving back home from work. A girl at work told me so many dirty things, could'nt wait until I was back home. I came when I parked. So no danger!

 

I did it on a public bus once.Was out playing with friends.
Then i covered it with tissue before going on the bus.Sat right at the back where no one was.
I had a ball with me so i pushed it down on that area.Felt so great,I actually did it 3 times in the 1/2 hour ride. =X

 

God is love.

 

in a freshly dug grave, in a graveyard, on halloween night. with a group of goths, hippies and, punks partying all around us. it was way, way, out there fun! the smell of the dirt all around us was far out! after that night i relized there is a differnce between goth sex, hippie sex and, punk sex. punks have sex on spikes and chains. hippies have sex on the marihuana patch. goths have sex on the graveyard. i would love to try sex on a marihuana patch in the graveyard!

 

You're forgetting the chains. :jester:

 

Library at UCR

 

Well, this isnt wierd for me, but its odd for some people. I usually masturbate whenever i go to the theatre, partly because its dark but the most part is because i lost my virginity in a movie theatre. It brings back extremely good feelings. Hehe.