I need a girlfriend.

.................

 

Man im in the same boat.

The only girl ive ever been good with relationship wise is close to me again, so i think i might have a gf soon.

 

hell yah man, that'd be nice as hell, tired of the sausage fest im always hanging around.

 

i need a bf, but guys always bring draaama to my life.

so i should enjoy being single

 

I need to finish exams so mine will stop whining about being ignored.

 

awwwww you have a picture up, yay

 

I could use a boyfriend with a ten inch penis.

My husband might get mad, though.

 

It isn't all it's cracked up to be.

 

Well, do you have any lady friends you might be intrested in? I may have advice.

 

i'm down for cuddling.

and i promise i wont lick your face.

 

yes it has, much more actually...

 

you won't lick his face?

i freaking hear that

i want someone that i'm compatible with
someone that isn't in a relationship
someone that isn't fucked in the head
or at least the kind of fucked that works with my fucked

everyone in this town is fucking weird

maybe i'm asking for too much....

 

unless he asks.

 

I dont miss the relationship drama. I soo love having a fuck buddy. We still cuddle, fuck, talk about our lives, but no drama. talk a few times a week and when we are together its always fun. Get stoned, get drunk, listen to music, make good food, and just have a grand ole time. good luck finding girlfriends ya'll.

 

well i for one never said i would turn down a fuck buddy... they're just even harder to come across than the other

 

fuck buddies are totally the way to go
but even those can get complicated

 

surprise licks to the face are the best though

 

Another shitty thing about girlfriends, having them call you just to talk.

I always thought that it was a joke on Seinfeld but women really do just talk! I mean it goes on and on about "Oh she's a bitch and Oh My God those shoes are ugly!"

It gets boring after awhile. And then theres the times on the weekend when she gets bombed and can't walk and I have to basically carry her home wich isn't easy because she lives on the top of a god damn hill.

 

that is definitely the worst thing about all girlfriends!

 

my ex got upset with me cause i didn't call him enough
for fucks sake we talked on the phone every day

hahaha
men can be just as bad girls captain