My dog just chewed open

and drank an entire 200ml bottle of silicon-based lube.

And now I have this diarreah time-bomb walking around my house.

What a lovely afternoon.

 

Aren't you concerned that the dog might die?

 

No. The stuff is non-toxic, and I called the emergency vet to double check.

Its a sex lube. They don't coat it in poison.

 

heh, my cousins dog ate a bottle of vasceline once. Shit was messy.

 

hahaha Damn. get some puppy pads or newspaper and confine it to a corner. My dog ate an entire bar or dark chocolate raspberry filled squares and went aroud the house sneezing chocolate snot all over the beige carpet. went through an entire bottle of carpet cleaner.

 

I loved this, I just have to say. I hope it wasn't expensive lube!

 

I was about to console you that it was non toxic.

You've got it under control though. Just grab a beer and wait the storm out.

 

lmao the storm is going to come more than once^^^^^^

 

lock the puppy in a room with a linoleum/easy to clean floor, assuming your dog doesnt go nuts when not surrounded by people

 

Ha I could only imagine what the receptionist at the vet office thought about that.. it was prolly some pretty good gossip material... and a funny story

 

A mate of mine's dog was acting really weird one night, she didn't want to eat, lethargic, wasn't eating well. Thought we would visit the vet in the morning if she wasn't any better. Turns out she had eaten a condom. When we woke up we found her walking around the house with it hanging out of her backside, and blown up like a small balloon with what I can only imagine would be fart gas.

 

Nothing happened, suprisingly. Except I had to talk to a secretary who wouldn't stop laughing. She just kinda kept me company while I drywalled and studied (she got spayed a couple of days ago so isn't really too energetic).