This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on.... Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I dry humped May--I choked on June--I murdered July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mum 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White----------because I'm cool like that Black-----------because that's how I roll. Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja.
I choked on my sister because I'm cool ...hm...I don't have a sister...unfortunately my brother's is better... I ran over my sister because thats how I roll .:lol:
