worst or best stoner moment.

had the worst and the best yesterday. I was ripped with my friend and we went into Subway, and I paid for my stuff no problem but I didn't get my change.
so I ask the lady and she looks really confused and is like "are you sure?" and I was like "yeah" so she gives me my change again.
and as soon as I left the place I realized I had just stolen from Subway because the lady had totally given me my change but i was too high to remember. so I just got 2x my change...

ohhhh dear.

 

Hahaha, awesome!

 

hahah yeah I got like 8 bucks worth of change from subway.

 

thats soooo sweeet

 

i know for a fact that i have forgot my change and just walked off. but usually they have to yell at me "sir? excuse me, sir?" HEY COME GETCH YO GODDAM CHANGE FOO!!!!" yea thats pretty much how it goes for me.

 

Hah went through a similar thing last weekend, I was leaving a parking garage in ann arbor after picking up a friend, paid for a couple hours, but I had to stop because I started driving off without my change.

Best stoner moment for me: Ann Arbor Hash Bash 2008.

 

i had that happen to me in subway too, i payed a 10 pound note, and got 8 pounds back in change when i ordered shit for 5+

 

one time i was high and was in wawa( like a convience store) and i ordered a hoagie and brought the girl at the register the receipt and she scaned it but she was talkin to someone like distracted and since i was high i forgot to take out my money and give it to her and she dident notice she jus scaned it and forgot to ask for money since she was talkin ,i got my hoagie and walked out and dident even notice i dient pay till like an hour later hahaha it was good as shit

 

Oh man that happened to me so many times at drive through.
Either i forget to take my change or a forget they gave me change. I usually try to avoid going to the drive through because I have had so many bad experiences there.

 

A friend and I were smoking about a year ago and I was paranoid the neighbors/police we're coming over, so my genuis friend yells, "HERE'S THE PO-PO." First off you don't do that when your high, party foul, and secondly my mother is Catholic. And I had though she said the Pope.. I freaked out, nearly peed myself, and started crying. It had to be the most unchill moment of my life.

 

^^ thats just weird... :|

well once i went into a quiznos, ordered i forget what. but instead of gettin like 3 dollars change back she gave me a 10 and 2 ones...

 

I was ordering pizza one day, and the dude comes to my house and he obviously knew we were stoned out of our mind. We give him the money, and hes counting the change, and the pizza was like 16 dollars and we gave him 40 dollars. Well he just goes "Ok, 10, 20.... wait no.." and gives us like 18 dollars back, and by the time we noticed he bounced. We are gonna order from the same place again, and if its the delivery guy we are just going to slam the door on him after we get the pizza. FUcking dick.

 

I went into subway lately high and i swear everyone in the entire room just turned and looked and stared at me when i walked in. This mom gave me the dirtiest look.

 

hahah, I would think subway would be used to stoners.....

stoners who really fucking need a sandwich.

 

i managed to convince my friend whilst out of our minds tha a teddy bear was not only alive but stoned aswell...hes still terrified of the bear

 

wholey crap, how ripped was he?

 

^ ahah I kinda did that once, there was this really creepy like wooden bear figure in my friend's room that always looked like it was staring at us so every time I came over i would move the bear to a new spot and she would be like OMG it's alive.
eventually i told her it was just me, after she threw it out her window.

oh and once we went to dominos to get cheesy bread, i paid with a 5 and got a 10 back. SWEET.

 

can you even imagine what the midnight shift at a drive-through must be like?
Everyone is probably high... hahah I know that that's pretty much the only time I go through drive through.