just imagine this in your mind...

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  1. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    ive discovered how to tell if someone has my sense of humor. now, just clear your mind. keep a straight face. close your eyes, and imagine...

    ...a penis. wearing a tiny tophat.

    i think this would do nothing for most people, but i find it absolutely hilarious.

    it involves genitalia, a miniature object, and something totally outlandish that makes no sense. a perfect recipe for giggles.
     
  2. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    lol.

    Now i want a top hat for my johnson.
     
  3. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    haha that is quite funny...
    why did you think of that?
     
  4. green faerie

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    haha, im really not sure. but now i want to start a line of penis hats.
     
  5. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    I can see a good business idea right there :D

    Who doesn't want a penis hat?
     
  6. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    that would be cool i guess...i would but one lol
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Hilarious. When I was in high school, my friends and I came up with a series of characters that were all penises. Larry the ten foot tall talking penis who coincidentally wore a cowboy hat that shot off when he got happy, Gary, his microscopic twin who fucks your pores to make you have zits, and probably some others that I can't remember.
     
  8. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    how about a top hat wearing a penis?
     
  9. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Crazy.
     
  10. SuperQ

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    in a episode of king of queens the fat main chracter guy takes a picture of his penis with a top hat on at a wedding and then somehow the people getting married see the pic i forget how.
     
  11. green faerie

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    a tiny tophat?

    if so, i must patent my idea immediately before other enterprising individuals profit from the vast demand for penis hats.
     
  12. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    I'd buy one :)
     
  13. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Why not make condoms that look like different hats? Cute and practical.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i want this condom:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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