The weirdest place you have masturbated?

In the car whilst driving and on the bus in the evening with 4-5 people sitting in front of me.

Had a wank in nearly every place i've worked in as well as outside in public (where no-one can see).

In the sea whilst swimming too.

 

so... that was you in the seat in front of me in that theater! i miss out on the movie because of you. that's ok, your show was way better anyway! by the way i don't do spikes and chains, latex and a paddle is more my thing.

 

i once masturbated at the back of my science class. I was 14 and i had a crush on my teacher. i got an erction thinking about her. Normally i leave the class and go to the bathroom to have a wank . But this time i stayed where i was and put my hand down my pants and rubbed my cock, I was terrified i was going to get caught. Eventually had one of my best orgasm's and i wasnt caught

 

in a public hot tub with girls walking by, in school a couple times

 

Out in the back yard on the trampoline, in broad daylight.

 

-On my pool deck, and right when I came I noticed that my next door neighbor had just spotted me.
-In a urinal at a ski lodge in New York. I'm pretty sure everyone knew what I was doing, no one bothered to say anything.
-In class once.
-My friend's dorm room... with my friend.
-My cousin's bed room while he was right next to me sleeping, I was just really horny, it was nothing about him, lol.
-My next-door neighbor's treehouse.
-While at Target in the electronics aisle.
-My school's dining hall.
-My trampoline.
-In my swimming pool.
-In a tree by my mailbox.
-A restroom at Subway.
-A school restroom.
-A few other places.

 

at school in grade three. didnt know what i was doing then. it was during heads down thumbs up game, and i was behind a desk so no one could see me.... twas good, i remember the orgasm..