I always knew I would not die a natural, peaceful death

I always thought I wouldn't make it to 30.
I still think I won't.

I always thought I wouldn't die a natural death.
I still think I won't.

So I probably die at age 95 by falling off one of the statues on Easter Island.

 

that's a good way to go. i like it. it's adventurous and funny.

 

Hopefully one your hipfourms stalkers doesn't flip out and kill you first

:leaving:

 

lol i can imagine that... like off monty python or something...

and so it came to be.. bird migration was on his 5th visit to easter island when he slipped of off the statue of a head and had a heart attack upon falling 30ft (which is alot for an old geezer).

 

perfect. we can film it, you can narrate, and we'll put it on youtube.

 

Bird will die from bird flu...it's so obvious...

 

In that case I prefer to be eaten by a bird-eating spider.

 

Both of these can be guaranteed for a small fee. How old are you? How long do I have left?

 

If you can guarantee me reaching the age of 95 I will sign your contract immediately.

 

Those are really scary...it would be a good death...

 

Yeah, but I still prefer to die the way I described in my original post.

 

Unfortunately, by the time you are 95, I would be over 100 and presumably long since dead. I suppose I could put in a few words on your behalf with the man downstairs.

 

Sorry, but I do not believe in mankind after death.

 

I know how you feel bird I feel like my life will be short and sweet, too; I'd be surprised if I make it to 30 O_O

And falling off an Easter Island statue would be a very cool way to go

 

It will probably be as you say. It feels good I think to feel like you're in control of such things...

 

I always thought the same. I'm surprised I'm as old as I am now.