Tom Cruise molested me

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  1. lode

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    This threads to make up things about famous people.

    Or in this case state facts about them. Right after Top Gun.
     
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    Kelly Clarkson is stalking me.
     
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  5. scarlettchasingroses

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    I'm really Tom Cruise
     
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  7. lode

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    Can I at least get me clothes back?
     
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    I saw Abraham Lincoln in the park earlier

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  11. scarlettchasingroses

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    what do they look like? i've (as in tom cruise) taken so many boys' clothes who i molested i cannot give you your clothes back unless you give me specifics....
     
    scarlettchasingroses, Apr 18, 2008
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    CRAP tom "i'm fuckin out of my god damn mind" cuize is here............let the scientology bullshit BEGIN!
     
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    tom cruise...pssshhh...

    im related to david copperfield...how fucking cool is that!...not...
     
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  17. lode

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    Justin Timberlake makes the sun rise and set.

    With rock.
     
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    courtney love had the right idea.
     
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  21. scarlettchasingroses

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    i'm mick jagger's and david bowie's lovechild....
     
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  23. lode

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    Michael and Janet Jackson are the same person.
     
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    i knew it!
     
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    Oprah hates white people.
     
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    Dr Phil is a fuckin retard.
     
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    gary busey is my hero...
     
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  33. Makaveli_Reborn

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    No, Oprah hates black people. She loves white people. How else can you explain her fondness for Tom Cruise?
     
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    Amen to that. Ever seen his cameo's on Entourage?

    I don't watch much tv but I remember glimpsing the biggest loser or some such show and he was offering a group prayer and some lady took offense. He fuckin' blew up at her sooooo bad. It brought a tear of joy to mine eye to see him act such a dick on reality tv.
     
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    Elvis was my father. He died on the can before I got to meet him..:(

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    courtney had the right idea WHEN? when she had Kurt killed?
     
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