I'm standing around on the sidewalk, outside the School For the Blind, well out of the way of these creepos, when a lady with one glass eye and a patch over the other one rams into me with her walker. Now, I'm compassionate, to a point, but when she pretended to not know what to do or which way to go next, then rammed me a second time, I took off on her. I told her in no uncertainterms that her kind of people are a menace to society. Her friend from out of the van in which she was riding only minutes before got all defensive and ushered the sicko away. I had to stand there, in the middle of the sidewalk, breathing into a paper bag, before I could walk away. What is it with these annyoing blind cunts anyway? Discuss.
You carry an empty paper bag to breathe into wherever you go? I must postulate that this practice is because you frequently find it necessary to ease your hyperventilating which results from annoyances perpetrated by the poor and downtrodden. Casual observance of your frequent run-ins has me wondering if there's some sort of effect you have on others which causes them to behave in a rude and inconsiderate manner. Perhaps you carry a rare virus whose effect does not include an incubation period. Perhaps you should fill your breathing bag with ether or chloroform. Either of these should mitigate your symptoms immediately until you can find a suitable remote location where you can quarantine yourself and work on your macramé- which will enable you to leave something in stitches.
If I ever lost an eye I'd get a cool desighner glass eye with a have a nice day smilie on it or a 8-ball.
