Fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by The Chronic Ninja, Apr 19, 2008.

  1. The Chronic Ninja

    The Chronic Ninja Member

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    well..... My situation is I have no pot I have no girl I'm grounded and I just found a dead rat. In my shower!!!!!!! Shitiest night ever!!!! I may call pops and see if I can get some jäger or any kind of alcohol for that matter!!!!!!
     
  2. The Chronic Ninja

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    any body got ideas about how to have a good time? I found a bottle of jäger!
     
  3. dxmer555

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    Drink it...
     
  4. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    ur 13 and askin yo pops to get you jager?? cool....
     
  5. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    ew dead rat in your shower! at least it's not as bad as finding your cat's shit in the shower every fuckin week. that sucks.

    anyway, that is a pretty sucky situation. i would probably just drink the jager and watch some movies or somethin
     
  6. The Chronic Ninja

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    yea.... My pops got me sum jäger and I killed 2 shots off easy no one is answering there phone!!! I'm gonna find sum cheasy Kung cu move from the 70's and listen to good music! Maybe watch some porn cuz I'm a dirty little fuck!! Haha any great porn sites?
     
  7. chugtonio

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    lol

    redtube.com
    have fun
     
  8. The Chronic Ninja

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    god I'm sooooooooooooo fucking drunkin I got my fucking gf back and fucking jacky fuck it in the ass chaeng is the shiznit fort me bizmnist and right now in layoling in the floor killrimv my second bottle of jagr!!!!!!!
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    would it be better if it took shits on the carpet or in your shoes? :)
     
  10. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    is "the chronic ninja" for real? Conspiracy Theory: Some kid trying to make us laugh. I could be wrong, if i am then this kids life is going nowhere.


    Im DrUnK WiTh My BotTlE oF YAGGER!!!!!!!!
     
  11. Xzei

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    ^^
    w/e man
    its funny so i dont even care :D
     
  12. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    "god I'm sooooooooooooo fucking drunkin I got my fucking gf back and fucking jacky fuck it in the ass chaeng is the shiznit fort me bizmnist and right now in layoling in the floor killrimv my second bottle of jagr!!!!!!!"


    ^^ that made my night
     
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    Im a Retired Ninja, I use to live in Beverly Hills. Now Im in a tree and Im pretending to be a apple. But this is just fucking nuts...
     

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