Fuck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well..... My situation is I have no pot I have no girl I'm grounded and I just found a dead rat. In my shower!!!!!!! Shitiest night ever!!!! I may call pops and see if I can get some jäger or any kind of alcohol for that matter!!!!!!

 

any body got ideas about how to have a good time? I found a bottle of jäger!

 

Drink it...

 

ur 13 and askin yo pops to get you jager?? cool....

 

ew dead rat in your shower! at least it's not as bad as finding your cat's shit in the shower every fuckin week. that sucks.

anyway, that is a pretty sucky situation. i would probably just drink the jager and watch some movies or somethin

 

yea.... My pops got me sum jäger and I killed 2 shots off easy no one is answering there phone!!! I'm gonna find sum cheasy Kung cu move from the 70's and listen to good music! Maybe watch some porn cuz I'm a dirty little fuck!! Haha any great porn sites?

 

lol

redtube.com
have fun

 

god I'm sooooooooooooo fucking drunkin I got my fucking gf back and fucking jacky fuck it in the ass chaeng is the shiznit fort me bizmnist and right now in layoling in the floor killrimv my second bottle of jagr!!!!!!!

 

would it be better if it took shits on the carpet or in your shoes?

 

is "the chronic ninja" for real? Conspiracy Theory: Some kid trying to make us laugh. I could be wrong, if i am then this kids life is going nowhere.


Im DrUnK WiTh My BotTlE oF YAGGER!!!!!!!!

 

^^
w/e man
its funny so i dont even care

 

Join Date: Jan 2008
Age: 13
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Posts: 70


"god I'm sooooooooooooo fucking drunkin I got my fucking gf back and fucking jacky fuck it in the ass chaeng is the shiznit fort me bizmnist and right now in layoling in the floor killrimv my second bottle of jagr!!!!!!!"


^^ that made my night

 

Im a Retired Ninja, I use to live in Beverly Hills. Now Im in a tree and Im pretending to be a apple. But this is just fucking nuts...