YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN.... 1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. 2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. 3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating. 6. You start crying. 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. 8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd. 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your fifth grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. You've forgotten where you live. 12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink. 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer tastethe gin or vodka. 14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza. 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..." 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. 17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!). 19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to.
1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. i never know where my shoes are! 2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. kinda depends on how tight the pants are 3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating. do that all the time! hahaha 6. You start crying. 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. screw work 8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd. 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your fifth grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming. i think people should feel like that all the time 11. You've forgotten where you live. 12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink. 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer tastethe gin or vodka. 14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza. LOL been there. done that. 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..." 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. or fail to notice both of the seats are up, and you fall in the toilet...been there, done that LOL 17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!). i always sit on the floor 19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to. LOL. good times...good times... I'm guessing 1. since you are 14, and 2. since you usually don't make a list of stupid shit when you are drunk, that you got this off the internet somewhere...but it is an awesome list
You go to the bathroom to take a shit, but completely forget to pull your pants down. Then, realizing you just shit yourself, escape out the bathroom window so nobody finds out what you've just done. That totally happened to a friend of mine. I laughed so hard when he told me about it that I almost shit myself too!
