Maybe I should learn to be a little sweeter

That's all I ask.

 

maybe you should learn to be a little sweater.

 

You want me wrapped around your shoulders?

 

i just want to shave a lamb.

 

I guess I would have to say I'm "tactful" -- when my friends are having rough days, I am supportive and reassuring. When we're "normal" (is such a state possible?) I am pretty honest and open, not much phases me, and I am pretty good about being honest with you about something.

 

I am always insulting my friends and people I know and who know me. Because they know me they know it comes from a good heart and therefore it is all good. On the other hand, I am also very loyal to them and I know when to be serious and when to fool around.

 

i'm a masshole....i insult all my friends at times...i go out of my way to insult them haha

 

Haha yeah....my friends know it's all in jest. If they don't then they are idiots.


I need to call him though...poor boy really seems to miss me.

 

i don't have friends... but i do insult everyone all the time anyway

 

that must be a hard way to live...

 

actually, it takes much less effort than any other method i've attempted

 

I don't believe you.

 

me?

 

Yes you.

 

i wouldn't lie to you; being a friendless jerk is super easy

 

Yeah, I guess it could be super easy but I still don't think you are friendless.

 

Don't change a thing. Not one hair. You're already perfect.

 

nah, i have friends. i just rarely see most of them anymore, for various reasons.

 

Who? Capt. Underpants?







Brian - yeah I've been going through that myself. I haven't seen my best friend in over a year. I miss her like crazy but we live too far apart to be able to hang out.

 

No, I meant you.