Getting rid of the smell

Hello everyone, I am a teenager that smokes weed frequently..make ok grades...doing well, yadayada. Anyway, I usually toke at a friends house, but I just got my own piece and want to do it at my house sometimes like at night, you know? I'm just worried about my parents smelling it. What has been your best method of gettign the smell to go away? That works effectively. Thanks.

 

Well if you have a piece there shouldnt be too much of a smell. Just use the toilet paper roll thing for breathing and some spray.

 

It's spring, go outside.

 

ya, if you breath your smoke into a toilet paper roll stuffed with tissues that have been sprayed with air freshner, there is almost no smell. always cover your bowl after taking a hit so no smoke escapes and take a tiny hit after your real hit to breath in the smoke you covered up. never let any smoke go into your room if it hasnt gone through the toilet paper roll thing. always do it out a windo as far away from the door as possible. put a wet towel under your door so no smoke escapes. only smoke if your perents are asleep. if you have one, aim a fen to blow smoke aout the window. if your perents dont suspect you, then light incesnce. if they do, then spray axe or somthing. incesnce is a huge givaway if they suspect that you smoke. ALWAYS USE A PEICE, NEVER A JOINT OR BLUNT! - i can not stress this enough, it gives off way to much smoke that hassnt gone through the toilet roll thingie. that about covers it...

 

Seriously, sploofs work amazingly well. I just recently started using them.
They are odorless. Just febreeze the room or whatever when youre done for caution(plus the smoke coming of the pipe).
I always toke in my room now.

 

you're asking the wrong question. don't get rid of smoke, prevent the smoke.

yeah, spoofs ftw, when it comes to stealthy indoor smoking.
if for some reason you don't get everyone's instructions, or if you don't know what a spoof is, do a quick search. there have been a few threads about this.

 

I have found that a sploof works best filled with dryer sheets, and one around the end. For durability and life of the sploof, I recommend wrapping your sploof in electrical tape. (so if you spill the bong water on it, the outside can be rinsed)

 

^Nice idea man. But also, your damn right with your first post. Its spring, theres nothing better than smoking outdoors.

 

Don't use a bong.

 

man, after replying to this, i was remembering what i used to be like using a spoof all the time. so i quickly made one just now for the hell of it.
if used properly, these things definitely work. fuck, i remember me and some buds using one of these in a nearly empty movie theatre once. it was a great time.
but remember, the key thing is: if used properly.

 

I smoke in my basement when my parents are asleep,
(I;m not 27 or whatever it says >_>)
And I just open all the windows and its fine

 

Why not set it right then? It is in the control panel. No one cares about your age here, hide it if you please, but don't mislead us.

 

first light an incense and see if it drifts (vents etc, can be a bitch. my brother yelled down through a vent once 'i can smell you smoking' my parents didnt care but still, i was trying to be secretive) and make a spoof (tp roll, dryer sheets)

also wherever you keep your piece, stash, etc put a nice sample yankee candle in too. don't light it and it will keep your storage space all purdy. i have a midsummers night dream and a honeysuckle that are 2-3 years old and still smell good.

 

just have your entire upper half sticking out the window as you smoke. my mom has a nose like a hound dog so i can assure you NO smoke will get in your room if most of you is not inside it hahaha.

 

Buy a ferret.

 

lol you live by me.

 

best advice ever.

 

Dude you just get a pet goat...... and let it shit all over your room. then you can burn tons of incense and shit... and eventually your room will smell like some bugalow in India. and your parent woulnt give a shit about the weed no more...

 

^^ lmfao
but seriously dude
the best way to make it not smell is to not smoke inside

 

yeah, what he said