How to make yourslef look older

I was just wondering if there are any tricks to making yourslef look older...

 

yep. stop waxing your pubic hair.

 

Drink booze all day everyday. Drugs help to.

 

Don't shave. Smoke. Drink Beer.

......Hey your that guy from here.

 

grow a beard and carry a cane.

 

no lotion on the face. no hair dye. no facial hair. no style whatsoever.

i mean, who said you had to stop giving a shit after the age of 20?

 

Smoking crack will age you with a quickness from what I've seen.

I usually let my hair grow out a bit and let my face get rather wooly. Works every time.

 

Maybe it's how you carry yourself.

Try to be haunted by the nightmares of the past. Works for me, people think I'm 30.

 

Why do you need to look older? I doubt any 15 year old will pass for 18 (assuming thats the age your trying to pass as)

 

unless she has huge tits and they pray she's old enough and pretend they don't know she isn't

 

i am trying to pass for 18. im 14 but am rather tall. im thinking of growing a bit of a mustach, wearing a suit, and bleaching the sides of my hair....

 

Who are you trying to convince that you're 18?
you could just tell them you look really young for your age. or get a fake id.

 

Methamphetamine can turn a 20 year old girl who looks 16, into a 35 year old hooker who's gone around the block one too many times



Hotwater

 

i have a fake id, but i still dont think im going to pass off as 18. i woulnt be able to gat away with just telling people that im 18

 

That's what you're looking for right? A suit a mustache and some big glasses?....

 

why do you want to look older?
enjoy being 14

 

Get some big sunglasses?

 

Hahahahaha....fucking Beastie Boys.

Anyway, as for looking older, go sit in a tanning bed for a few years.

Sucks the youth right outta ya.