if youre birth was an accident(i mean it in the nicest way possible) this is funny

the rules of the thread if youre birth was an accident take the name of whatever substance or the cause of youre birth and make it funny for example (this is true) when i was born my breath smelt like Jim Bean(it's an alcohol who wouldve known) or when she was borne she gave the birth control back to her mother

 

Children aren't accidents. Some are just surprises.

 

i was a determined "accident." my mom wanted a girl after two boys: hearty, healthy and beautiful. i was, however, a bit less-than. fuck it. i'm a mommy.

 

I was the reason my parents got married but God knows why they had sex in the first place.

 

my mom went in for a very late-term abortion, and i accidentally fell out

 

meh, my mother refuses to even acknowledge that she gave birth to me. she insists she purchased me at a discount egg hatchery (so no returns, not even on defective items, and no instruction manual either)

 

I was a desired child. My mother had been trying hardly to have a child.

 

Did you know antibiotics deactivate birth control pills?
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I can't think of a way to work that into a better joke. Life is funny enough

 

my mom got stuck with me.

 

My parents were coming down from a 6 month bender when my mom said "I feel funny" and my dad said "Yeah? Why ain't you laughin?"

Nine months later... TADA!

 

My birth was intentional, however they already had a girl, so they tried to stuff me back in but it was too late

 

Aw.

 

That's a shame... My mom tried the wire method, she gave it a go for about forty-five minutes and even tried two hangers, but obviously she failed, failed miserably... Though, she did try to throw me away several times but yet again, didn't work...

 

Shroom did they leave you at the Grand Canyon like Joe Dirt?

 

Haha, I only wish, at least Joe Dirt had that out-of-sight mullet wig, I had nothing

 

I was totally planned. BORING! I was even conceived on Valentines Day, therefore, a love child.

 

My mum was on birth control when I was concieved. But at least when I was born it gave her a reason to leave my biological dad.

 

My mom is catholic and i'm the 6th child.

 

i always thought a love child was the result of an affair... maybe your mom said you were a love child and you misunderstood this as being boring when you were actually learning something crazy about your mom's life...

or maybe you're just a hallmark baby

 

hahaha! Thats funny. Good way to turn it around. I know what the real definition is, but I like to call myself one. I say silly things and get smiles out of people.