Going underground

I suggest that you get a paternity test on Jerry Springer.

 

Well, your going to hell for sure..

And this is coming from someone who doesnt even believe in heaven or hell.

Well atleast you'll get caught so I dont really care.

 

I have demanded one... Not on Springer, but she refused none the less. And to those who are saying I should go to hell. You don't know the situation, so do ack all high and mighty.

ps. I avoid all kids, no matter what. I detest those little pieces of crotchfruit.

 

You can come live in my backyard actually, really you could.

Or do you wanna live in this old house were there isn't anybody in? It has furniture.

Really I'd let you stay in that house, it has power and everything and no one lives there, it's really weird. I thought the power would get shut off after a month but it's still on.

I guess the people ran away.

 

Well. I just found out yesterday, that I am free and clear.