What's your morning routine?

What do you do when you wake up in the morning?

 

roll out of bed and into clothes and then I'll quickly shove everything in my backpack, then go wash my face and brush my teeth. Very fast.

But if its not a weekday, then I...just meander around really...Not exactly a morning person.

 

I put on my stylish hat and false mustache:sombrero:

THEN, I shower, brush my teeth, have a quick wank, and make the bus with an apple in my hand, happy as a clam.

 

Shower. Make my bed. Cigarette. 20-30 mins exercise. Breakfast. Leave.


But sometimes it's just leave when I'm late. And sometimes it's just mope.

 

Erm...
Wash
Brush Teeth
Put on make-up
Let dogs out
Change
Do hair

But it's never in the mornings, more mid-afternoon when i finally decide to get my unemployed buttocks out of bed...

 

smoke, shower and brush my teeth

 

i get my daughter ready for school. i get the baby ready, too. i drive kai to school because they don't have a bus. then i come home, drink coffee, peruse the forums a bit. i put joey down for a nap, i clean up the HORRIFIC mess she made, clean up the kitchen, get a load of laundry going. call my mom. periodic checkings for interesting posts on the forums, fold laundry. repeat. text dave. pick up kai and feed her on the way to gymnastics. drop her off for gymnastics, start dinner, pick her up from gymnastics. wait for dave to get home so we can PARTY!

 

wake up late.

get to work late.

that about sums it up.

 

OH YEAH, i shower after dropping off kai. i'm sure they think i'm such a dirtbag mom. but it's a hippie friendly town. i'll just fake being a hippie in the AM.

 

wash face, mouth, hands, give old lady a pill, back to bed for 30 minutes, smoke a bowl while perusing the boards, make her breakfast, change her clothes, feed her, clean kitchen, smoke another bowl, more medecine for old lady, make my food, smoke bowl with gay boy.

 

hit snooze three times (yes, I am one of those)
complain about how tired I am and dig the crust out of my eye
Use toilet
Take shower
dress
make coffee
make sure I turned everything off
head for front door
turn around and check again if everything is off
get in my car
drive to work... and thus begin my great wonderful day at work....

 

when i have to work:


hit snooze once, twice if i've opened several days in a row or if i'm hungover.
put on sweats and t-shirt
brush teeth.
shave if necessary.
shit.
eat vitamins/put on deoderant.
check email.
smoke bong while checking forums.
put on work clothes.
mouthwash
go to work.


if i don't work until afternoon/at all:

lay in bed until there is NO chance of falling back asleep.
put on clothes.
brush teeth.
shit.
deoderant.
check email.
check forums while eating lunch and then smoking bong.
whatever i feel like...





i do shower, just not first thing in the morning...

 

i guess i left out the precious bits. my baby crawls into bed with me and dave (her bed is right next to ours) and steals my pillow and throws her tiny arms around my neck. that happens at about 4AM, and yes, it is painful, but it's so sweet. when i get up, i wake up kai. she's all snuggled up and precious. she stumbles after me towards the shower. joey is still warmly snoozing next to her daddy. i make the girls their breakfast. they love oatmeal. they blow on it until it's just right. then the frantic portion happens: looking for shoes. can't ever find shoes.

we all line up to give daddy kisses, because he'll be gone by the time joey and i get home. and when kai's getting out of the car she gives us kisses. she forgot once. i had to find an excuse to take joey to kai's classroom so joey could get her kisses. so cute.

when it's time, i tell joey "it's cuddle time" and she runs to the bed and jumps up and says "MY PIDDOW." we "fight" over the pillow, and joey plays like a kitten until she snugs up to me and goes to sleep. aw, it's the BEST.

 

wake up, put on PT gear, put my slippers on, go outside, salute the flag, come back inside, brush my teef, dick around for a while, go to breakfast at 6:30am

depending on when class is, then i'll either dick around some more or put my uniform on

 

i love the uniform, too.

 

forgot to add brush me teeth...But that's only on Wednesdays though... (which is today, brusha-brusha!)

 

we wear the Summer B uniform now...white shirt, short sleeve, no tie...same pants thought...and white cover

 

you brush your teeth!? but i asked you to save your plaque for me so i could make a plaque figurine of myself! now it will never come to be

 

I did... I have 3,342 mason jars filled to the brim, with your name on it... Before Wednesday comes I scrape my teeth and put the debris in jars for you... You'd think I'd ever forget about you, pfft, get outta here...


Forgot to add that I also, before I jump out of bed, sit up and just stare into dead space for about five minutes...

 

hurray, i can make a life-sized plaqueman!