What's your morning routine?

weekdays: wake up whenever, usually around 9 or so. lay in bed for about 20 minutes, roll out of bed, maybe find something to eat, brush teeth, get on the computer, do random shit until 1:30 when I get ready for work

weekends: wake up at 6:30 and get ready for work
unless I don't work that weekend, in wich case, see weekday routine, only I go do shit instead of go to work.
pretty boring.

 

you're not watching sprout are you?

 

usually i eat dinner
cause i wake up at like 5pm

 

we have a nominee for the mother of the year award in here.

 

lay in bed like the piece of shit that I am.

 

wake up, turn on the coffee maker, go back to sleep, wake back up, drink coffee, get dressed/brush teeth, go to class.

 

That's for...SURE.

 

Smoke a cigarette, piss, shower, brush teeth. If I'm working, I usually have to iron a shirt before going to buy a coffee. If I'm not, it's straight for the coffee.

 

You smoke too? And you piss?

Shit! What's the world coming to.

 

I wake up. I put my phone alarm on sleep, and sneak an extra 5 minute nap in before my alarm goes off again. I drag myself out of bed and have a quick shower. I brush my teeth in the shower. If I dont have college then I just wear whatever I was wearing the previous day. If I have college then I try and fish around for something clean. I wake my parents and siblings for school. Then I just go from there.

 

so if you have a month off college, there's no laundry being done?

 

Haha!
Well no, of course not. I can't stand feeling unclean in the morning. There are exception's for dirt and grime then. :H

 

I lie down in bed a little before I get up, I drink a glass of mineral water, I dress up, I brush my teeth, I take my vitamins... I drink a little cofee sometimes...

 

I usually snooze anywhere between 5 minutes to a couple of hours, depending on how much time I have. first thing I do is pee and jump in the shower (not necessarily in that order - and I don't shower every day) then I get dressed and eat some breakfast. after breakfast I brush my teeth, run my hands through my beautiful hair, talk to myself in the mirror for a few minutes, last boyscout-style, sometimes I make my own lunch, then I head for work. all this takes me 10 minutes or more, depending on how much time I have. today I was out of the house fifteen minutes after waking up.

 

Coffee! Even if I wake up 5 hours late for school, I still have time for coffee.



Cofffffeeeeee...

 

Haha, ahh, that was funny...


I think drinking too much coffee has given me a bladder infection...So, I actually didn't drink coffee this morning, my routine is not the same now...B-O-O-H-O-O

 

Pee, change children's diapers, shower, be the children's little bitch for the rest of the day.

 

Get up, pee, drink water... go run two miles... make coffee... drink juice and coffee and go online and eat cereal or something... make places for the day... shower....

 

Schoolday:
Wake up late
bruth teeth, brush hair, visit the urination station
have a shower
put music on and rush around the house in my underwear whilst trying to find clothes
find clothes
put clothes on and convince myself that my clothes don't need ironing and/or don't have enough time to iron them
brush hair again
rush out the door
forget something
rush back
rush out the door again

 

Weekend:
Wake up extremely early
rush downstairs to eat something
Dishevel hair, brush teeth
Scrub last nights makeup off
have a shower
wake up friends and laugh at their hangovers
remind them I am immune to hangovers
get told to shut up
wander off and let them sleep