suggestions for dry mouth?

Obviously, drinking water or chewing gum is useful. But my SO and I like to have sex when we're stoned in the evenings, and sometimes it gets pretty frustrating to stop and take a sip o' water every few minutes. And gum is rubber (I saw it on the history channel), which is kind of gross so don't chew it any more. Other ideas?

 

semen?

 

Well sometimes, but before that...

 

first, drink about a half a can of soda, then put a whole bunch of salt in your mouth and suck on it for 3-5 seconds, after that spit it out and take a couple more sips of soda. once your are finished with these steps, suck on a piece of bread for about 2-3 minutes and finish eating it. and at last, exhale rapidly through your mouth about 3 seconds. once you are through with all of this, your mouth should be salivating to extremities =]

 

This sounds much more do-able in the middle of sex than sipping water. Thank you!

 

^^
lol how did you figure that out?


...and are you serious?

 

haha any time =p

 

well what are you expecting i mean what can you really do during sex that's not gunna interrupt it to make your mouth less dry?

 

I don't know, that's why I asked...just in case anybody had something brilliant. Maybe I'll go google "gum alternative".
p.s. The song "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. is pretty sweet, especially if you like Sri Lankan dance/hiphop...but it's also just pretty sweet, and your name made me think of it. Obviously!

 

there's prolly some kinds of gum without rubber in them
and yeahhh she's pretty cool i think i'ma see her live in a few weeks.

 

Lucky!
Ask her what she does to combat dry mouth.

 

hahaha thats funny. The dick and I have the same problem We usually keep large bottles of water and take a break every few minutes. I find eating a starburst candy helps a bunch, and it makes you kisses sweet. all that panting and screaming is a bitch.. ahh.. the sacrifices we make for stoned sex. LOL

 

Like rangerdanger always used to say "nothing cures cottonmouth like licking on a nice, wet pussy". That would be fine during sex, wouldn't it? I've found that it works pretty good, actually.

 

yeah, but a dry blow job cant feel good. sometimes your mouth can get so dry it hurts. we girls have it diffeerent. precum is not enough.

 

You could always go with the golden shower. haha

 

ummm.. not all girls, including this one's cuppa tea. LOL isnt urine salty? Anyone ever tasted piss? LOL You went too far!! hahaha Id rather eat a starburst.. chug lube..
ahahahahaha Im stoned and picturing a hardhat beer dispenser, but for water.. with a chin strap.. LMAO

 

lol "chug lube"? That's some twisted shit. hahaha

But yeah, the beer hat actually sounds like it's just what the OP needs. You can use your beverage of choice.......convenient and refreshing. lol

 

chugging lube is twisted?!? you brought up piss.. hahahaactuallr, beer isn't that great, nothing carbonated is.. picture a dick in your throat, and you hafta burp.. not cool.. haha Ive had it happen to me. I was drinking beer, and the dick pushed my head into his lap.. I had to keep stopping to burp a few times.. yeah.. sexayy.. lol

 

alright, piss is a little twisted and lube is a little twisted. But piss MIXED with lube......now that's something to think about. haha maybe not:H

I see where the carbonation could be a problem. Like you said, maybe water is the best choice for the beer hat. lol Maybe some Crystal Light; it's sugarfree, so nobody wouldn get any stickier than usual, and it's tasty:drool:

 

eeeeeewwwwww sounds like someone wasnt watching where they aimed.. tsk tsk.. lol piss flavored lube.. for the golden shower enthusiast.. christal light is gross.. how bout some sweet tea for us southerners.. nothing more refreshing than a cold glass of sweet tea.