- Dumbest Thing You Did So Far Today -

Alright so far, the dumbest thing I did, which just happened moments ago, I was taking a leak in the bathroom and during I thought of the Flaming Moe's song from the Simposons, particularly the part at the end with Homer's face looking through the window of the bar, and I accidentally moved from my laughter and peed all over my leg and my feet and the floor

 

i haven't done anything particularly dumb yet...

still plenty of time though!

 

haha! Not sure. Nothing dumb yet. But I work tonight, so, we shall seee

 

I should have went to school, i would have been landscaping all morning smoking pot and slacking off, but i slept in.

Plus its my dads birthday and i havnt got him a present yet.

 

Man Im being retarded and I havent even had a beer yet! I can only imagine what kind of nonsense and tomfoolery this weekend holds

 

Nothing yet.

 

nothing so far...

 

Nothing actually. I didnt even break anything in the lab today :H

 

I haven't really done anything dumb, but the day is not over yet...

 

my dumbness increases after 11 pm

 

Mine goes strong from the moment I wake up until the last beer is drank. Like a minute ago I was having a smoke break and I blew my smoke at a gathering swarm of bees, and earlier I skipped the last two steps into my other office and fell down. At least this time I wasnt carrying coffee

 

I missed my bus for school today, so I drove and parked illegally, I can't afford a ticket. Luckily, I didn't get one, I never do when I park at the school.

 

I was going to, but I'm really trying to cut back these days.

 

Uh probably did something that will get me arrested later...

 

danced around in a chior robe to "lean on me" in front of 600 people. it would have been embarassing if i was the kind of person who gives a damn about stuff like that.

 

it was last night, technically it was today
me and a friend and my brother went around with giant dildos and beat each other with them
also i put on the riot helmet and my friend threw glass jars at my head
none of them broke tho cause she has shit aim
she hit me in the chest with one of them and i peed a little from laughing

 

ok dude....

apparently you need to work on your motor skills.

 

I lost my debit card..
Well technically it happened on wednesday but I only found out today, guess that counts as dumb.

 

I took all my layers off cos i was too hot, now I'm shivering in a teeshirt and a cardigan.

 

lets see...

I wrote a really shitty essay.
I payed like $4 for gas.
I wasted an hour and a half talking to some dude in the middle of the road.

that's about it nothing too stupid today.

I try to pace myself.