Oh Brad, I was just messing with you! Joshing! Playful ribbing! Sorry, I thought it would be more obvious than it was. But I do like being called "young lady." Makes me feel like I need to be punished.
A gallon?! Good God, what are you going to do to me? I'm going to be the chick version of Greased Up Naked Guy from Family Guy.
I had an almost 8 incher, and MasterinTx, youre right, it took considerable more effort to get it down, although it did still go down. Ive had a 4 inch dick, but so thick, it hurt going in the first time, but worked it.. for me, 5-6 inches is good, 6.5-7.5 is perfection, 8-9 if im feeling randy-er, and wanting a good hurting.. I love that feeling when you hit bottom and make me raise a little bit off the bed.. the most delicious pain in the world.
Basically, as far as all those claims about 8"+ are concerned (which, according to claims in here, seem to be pretty much the average) until I see a pic with a ruler alongside I simply consider all such claims as total bullshit. Personally, I'm 6½" long & 7" in girth, and I'm always getting comments on it being far more than average.
You are not 7 inches in girth.. I choose girth over length any day, but thats gotta be a mistake. Ouch.
I've only had up to 6" For some reason I'm never able to find that with the larger size, but oh well (laughs), I don't care about size so that helps, and who knows, maybe it would end up worse for me.
I've experienced several large cocks..probably in the 10+ catagory. One was my ex- husband..It was like " You want to put it where?!?!" Had to use that numbing cream for anal with him..and be a bit inebriated. The most recent was an ex's best friend All I could think was damn..all the years I've known him and this is what I was missing..I could barely get my mouth around him ...mmmmm..that was some awesome sex. He was curved in just the right place to hit my g-spot. I asked him if it was possible to die from too many orgasms.:drool:
My ex was about 10" I remember the first time I saw it, I looked at him and said "And you want me to do what? Dance with it?" We stopped having sex after a while because it was too painful.
You are right. She sounds pretty stupid. She wonders about a three inch dick. I wonder about a three for an I.Q.