I will scrub old people for gas money

Seriously... I'm fucking broke!

 

I'd rather scrub old people if I'm making a business out of it. They're comfortable with their naked bodies and everyone probably knows there's no sexuality involved. It'd be so awkward with younger people. Of course, I'd never complain about washing a fine, nubile, young chick. It'd just be really awkward for me.

 

this is very funny

i have been considering getting a job recently [$2 a pound beans fucking with me]

there was a sign in a window of a strange shop i'd never been in

the shopkeeper next door is a friend of mine

i asked him about the job

he said it was basically 'wiping retard's asses'

hmm...

i am considering it

 

Tame those lustful thoughts, Pizza! This thread exclusively concerns the scrubbing of old, wrinkled, senile dinosaurs for my car's drug habit.


And damn Wa, I would jump on an offer like that.
At least retards are happy all the time!

 

Jobs are always good. I've made it an effort to not work and drop out of college and live with my mom and do absolutely nothing but philosophize and play music and do drugs for 98% of my teenage life, but you really do feel better about yourself when you're making that cash. But that's just me.

 

I like your philosophy.

 

i have not had a job since 1994

but it is getting tougher all the time to sell people's garbage back to them for profit

retard ass, look out for the hairy wiper!

 

yeah i keep tellin folks dumpster diving is coming under intense competition. couple that with the fact that more folks are being frugal on what they consider trash and the fact that there locking up dumpsters and it spells hard times for the seasoned divers of america..
good luck finding a new profession...

 

ass-wiping will NEVER fade away!

[so to speak]

 

oooooh, I could never scrub old people! I'd much prefer young people! And no fatties... and just guys...and they have to be pretty...and not TOO dirty...

 

Fatties can be pretty too

 

Actually... yeah they really can be The guy I have a serious crush on is a bit of a fatty, and it's cute ^_^

But not obese... I couldn't be doing with picking up folds of skin to wash between :ack:

 

Well, I won't say as a rule of thumb that all obese people aren't pretty but I've never seen a person of a pickingupfoldsofskintowashbetween level that I would personally deem pretty.

But, one time I saw a TV special about this, like, half-ton woman who was so big she couldn't get up off the floor she just lived in that spot, and this 100lb man married her and said she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

(But he might have just been saying that cuz she was right there lol )

 

Dude get a job as a CNA and work at an old folks center.
Scrub old people all day

 

cool adamist. come wash the old lady I care for. I will give you $40 american to scrub old lady down. how's once a week sound? I will even smoke you out. Ive got Kush.. no lifting of folds of skin.

 

I bathe old people for fun on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and the rest of the week it's a free for all with the super obese.. Scrubba-dub-dub...