I am Jim Morrison and John Lennon and William Blake combined, only better

I am a god
and you are my slaves
I am special
and maybe I will let you walk in my garden
but I probably won't
because you are like nothing to me
you cannot touch me with your evil ways
I am too good and too pure
in the moonlight

Acid is the best
if you take it, you will see
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
***LSD***
Come with me into the deep dark night
and we will fuck because you want me
because I am very sexy
and also, whenever you are having sex
I am there, watching
because I am sex and god and acid
so whenever you have sex, think of me
think of me
because I am wonderful

take my magic LSD blood and drink it
you will be darkened to sexy sexy magic
time is only a human creation
nothing is everything
black people are white just like white people are black or chinese
you need to be free like me
I am Buddha and Jesus and God and Lao Tzu and all those other spiritual people but I am of course much wiser and smarter and older and I am eternal as well
so listen to what I say
because I am a beautiful and wonderful person
who does not smoke crack.

 

Hilarious.

 

interesting

 

rofl..

 

ahaha...and i was still laughing from the other crackhead comments!!

 

nice one heywood, i feel the same way myself most days

 

Thank you skyfire! But really,crackheads are always funny... they don't have a care in the world! (except 'how can I get more crack?')

 

...wow

 

Who would want to be Jim Morrison? Seriously. Re-think what you typed.

 

you are the devil. Lucy is the devil. I did not think this was good writing either.

 

This is either the most ridiculous thing I've ever read, or a cruel parody of all things sacred.