I'm going to be a daddy

I always knew my little men were strong swimmers. Murderous white blood cells and a protein based shield were no match for my invading little soldiers. I came, they conquered. The problem is now, besides my fantastic DNA, im not sure what other super powers to give the chosen spermy and egg.
Telepathy is out, i can't have him hearing about the dirty thoughts i think of his mommy. Lazer beam eyes and Wolverine claws are too dangerous for a newborn in the womb. Super human strength is cool, but its already part of the package deal that comes with my DNA.
So im stuck.
What super powers should I grant my soon to be newborn?

 

Thats going to be one cool baby. What other superpower is better than being Canadian? I miss you ps.

 

i guess this is what comes of hangin around the love & sex forum, eh? make your offspring a human pyro like the chick on 'hellboy'. that could come in handy.

 

The ability to destroy the fabric of society would be good.

 

But why? I washed and dryed it, even used a bounce sheet. The societal fabric is super soft now.

 

Its dry clean only...

 

fuck. !

 

See, now you've gone and destroyed the fabric yourself! Now we need to think of a new superpower, since its already ruined.

 

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats! thats awesome!!! whens the due date?

 

YAY Congrats to both of you!!!

 

I want Bella to be a moma next!!!!!!!

 

Congrats! any names picked out yet?

 

congratulations! that sounds like it's going to be one amazing baby with two great parents! =] i'm happy for you. =]
*hugs*

 

No names picked out yet. Even though its gonna be a boy, we technically havnt found out the sex yet, and wont be able to for a while longer.
Perhaps Tiger could teach him how to knit and or tear the fabric of the space/time continuum, that would be cool. Its gonna be a dual citizenship baby, so perhaps we have the next prime minister/president on our hands.
and C8 your supposed to say PS before the message, not after
UGH!!!
its no wonder i dont talk to you anymore

 

what ps

 

Oh wow. I'm so happy for ya Moose.

You got a special girl, and a kid now.

You're growing up so fast.

 

mad sewing skills.

 

congrats

 

Thnx for the kind words everyone
Yay go me!

Cate:
http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4313783&postcount=2

 

hahaha I know, I was just trying to put a ps at the end of my other statement to bug you :tongue: I fail