Mating penguins and camels together

Ok, I'm reallllly bored, and I have to stay up all night, because I have to go line up at the smelly police station in approx. 4 and a half hours...

no one is online, no new interesting threads have popped up, and I am in desperate need for human interaction now

Post here and get ride of my boredom, and I shall reward you with...ummm... my wise and wonderful words/presence

 

wait, did I just read where you said you have to go line up at a police station...
Do tell...?

 

i'm with shroomie... let's hear the story... :toetap:

 

Nothing exciting, I'm just getting a NIE - FINALLY!!!

 

aww, I'm feeling like I should tell an exciting story involving camels, penguins and skydivers

....

can I change my story, please?

 

i'll never forget my first navel infestation extraction... it was quite the weight off my shoulders afterward...

 

your story is interesting.

do tell how your navel became infested...

 

XD well, it all started when I rescued a camel and penguin from a skydiver (he wanted to take them with him, you see)...

 

Yeah we can see you have more to talk about than us right now so please share them with us.

 

those skydivers are a devious bunch


do continue...

 

Well I did a rescue attempt involving tobasco and paperclips (I won't go into details), and we were doing fine, until we encountered the skydiver's evil henchman!!!!!

He was actually quite nice; he gave us directions ^_^ I don't think he noticed I was kidnapping the camel and penguin...

ANYWAYS the camel and penguin by this point were getting quite traumatised, so we took a bus up north to loro parque (the zoo), and requested a position for them to join. But the zookeeper, said they were'nt spanish nationals, so they couldn't join yet (which is rather rude, but there you go). So I'm taking them to get their NIEs tomorrow morning so they can join the zoo as Spanish nationals

 

oh! Who changed the tread title? Rather rude, don't you say?

 

i didn't think that was the original title...


my theory would be a moderator who is currently online... i haven't done any research but i only noticed one...


they allow camels and penguins in the police station? no wonder it's smelly...

 

indeed! *nods wisely*

 

camels eat peguins..

 

Sacre bleau!!!! Don't tell my camel that!!!

 

It'd be Pamela.