Dumbest thing you ever did?

Whats the "least intelligent" thing that you've ever done?

I stole a huge flower vase once because it would have made a sick bong.
I was carrying it down the street when the guy started chasing me so I started running. My pants fell off and I tripped and the thing broke into a million pieces.

I got up and the guy was still yelling and chasing me. Luckily the bus was there and I got on it.

I watched him give me the finger as the bus drove away.

I still don't know why the guy left those cases outside his store.

 

^Wow, no offense, but way to be a jackass. Why steal something like that. Stealing from a megachain store, alright, i can understand that. But thats someones art, and most likly, a store clerk who lost a lot of money. But you admit it was stupid so its all good.

As for me, there are way to many things that ive done to even begin to think about what was stupidest. But smoking salvia in front of my 13 year old, naive as fuck cousin at her parents house was a BAD BAD plan.

 

It was a mega chain store.... Well the store isn't huge (in size) but there everywhere. It's called the pottery barn lol.

 

Sex with blue jay was the dumbest thing I have ever done...j/k

One of the dumbest things I did was skip spanish 22 times this quarter, and those were just the unexcused ones.

 

I've done a lot of stupid shit, so I need a moment to think. haha

*4 minutes later*
Alright......One night me and a couple of friends bought 50 xanax bars. I ate like 12 of them that night, but that's not the stupid part. I was staying at my cousin's house at the time, and I woke up the next day and nobody was home. I ate the last few xanax bars I had......can't remember how many it was, because I was still fukt up from the night before. After I ate the xanax, I broke out a bottle of Jose Cuervo and drank about 1/4 of a half gallon bottle, broke out the vodka and drank a good bit of it, broke out the homemeade peach brandy(moonshine) and dranks a good bit of it, and also some wine coolers haha

Then, while I was all fukt up as shit and just watching some TV, the mood struck me to watch some porn. I immediately went to the pay per view channels and started trying to order some porno, but it wasn't working. I was so fukt up, that I thought it was my fault it wasn't working, so I continued to try to get the pornt o come up. It never worked, so I eventually gave up.

Later that day, my aunt came home to find me fukt up as shit with liquor bottles all over the place. She was pissed off and told me to leave, so I left.

The next day, my aunt told me that she tried to watch her soap opera that she had recorded onto a VHS tape when I was at her house all fukt up, but when she tried to watch it, all that was on the tape was a recording of everything I did when I was trying to order the porn on her TV. So she missed her soap opera and, instead, got a recording of me clicking on porn channels and trying to order porno movies. haha

 

Me and my friend got really stoned, drove to denver from grand junction, stoned the whole time. We rolled a ton of joints and smoked while we drove. Got to a city called thorton, went to the park and started smoking more. Then got busted by the cops.

 

Alright, well thats not nearly as bad. Not to mention that its not someones hard worked on artwork.

 

dumbest thing was going to history class on valium, weed, alcohol, and during all of this i was on/coming down from really shitty coke that had like a lot of baking soda or was laced with something
oh and i think i was taking zoloft at that time so that made the drunkness worse

i literally thought i was going to die in the middle of that class because i couldn't breath and the kid next to me was tweakin me out cuz she kept being like "are you okay? are you okay???"
and the teacher kept asking me questions cause he could tell i was fucked up and i would forget what i was saying halfway through my sentance

hm

another stupid thing was last night was with my friend asking everyone on the bus where my stop was and asking the guy next to me if he had a blunt

 

one of the more recent ones: last night was prom night, so i was pretty hammertime. so we were at this girls house who has a hot tub/pool set up so that there is a waterfall from the hot tub to the pool. so i thought it was a good idea to dive off of the hot tub to the pool. well, i didnt know that the pool was only 3 feet deep. i did a total faceplant into the bottom of the pool. im lucky i didnt break my neck, but i have a gnarly gash on my head, and a black eye and a raspberry right underneath my eye. fuckin hurt

 

^^^roflmgdao

 

thats fuckin hilarious!!!!

 

yea dude my shits fucked up

 

if i saw you i'd laugh at you.. but in a like haha you know its funny if it wasnt you type laugh.. not a haha fuckin loser haha laugh

 

Holy shit topnotch, why would you be so irresonspible?

 

hahaha dude that was about 7 or 8 years ago. I don't fuck around with liquor anymore, at least not to that extent and certainly not when I'm taking xanax. lol

 

lol yea i laugh at it cause i was drunk and it was hilarious. but yea i look like some goon that got in a gnarly fight now.

 

All my friends and I go smoke on a farm that my grandpa used to own. They are always closed so we find a nice trailer, climb on up and toke up. Well one time we were there and some guy came and saw us smoking. He was friends with my dad so I hid my face, we ran for the car and drove out, no harm done.

A week later we went back to the farm to smoke. About 4 bowls in I hear a giant truck engine coming but ignore it. Next thing I know, that guy was back in his 18 wheeler and he saw us, of course. He parks to block the whole entrance so we just run. I dove into a pricker patch and got real cut up, along with my friends. We ended up finding a field to hide in and then we came back like 2 hours later and the truck was moved but they guy was still around. We ran right past him, jumped in the car and left. Nothing happened after but we will never go back there!

 

Dumbest thing for me...smoking during a school assembly. I was already high and so were the people i sat with, so i whipped out my hand fan, lit up a blunt and started blowing the smoke at the floor. About half an hour later i think a teacher smelled it because they started patrolling up and down the lines of chairs. And there was a message on the intercom saying that "students should not be messing around during assemblies, they should be paying attention to the speaker"

 

being drunk as piss tryin to hitchhike, and when they wouldnt pull over for me i would slap their car. ended up getting smacked in the face by a rearview mirror and one of the cars i slapped was a cop, luckily he let me go into the custody of my dad

bein really stoned and leavin a nice ass bong sittin out in the middle of the kitchen for my mom to find in the morning.

many many MANY others

 

Topnotch thats a lot of fucking xanax. A few weekends ago we bought some xanax bars and I had to work the next day, I had only taken like about 7 in probably a 4 hr. span and it was obvious I was messed up so my boss said I could leave early and I had my rode my scooter to work that day [yes, the razor scooters that were cool forever ago, plus i spray painted it so it looks ghetto as hell] and I fell about 5 times while riding home and face planted going down a hill pretty fast = /