I have a slight issue...Read Tween Tween the Lines.

New life is being made in my house more than it use to. And i need the proper furniture for this life to lay, bathe, and catch some rays. But all my old furniture was hand me downs. I never had to go out and buy my own. Can someone tell me the best way to get alot of furniture with no raised eyebrows from the clerks.

 

Use shops away from where you live. Pay cash. If you have to go to a specialty furniture store just get what you need. Common items can be found at normal everyday stores where shopping is in a sea of people.

It is a don't ask don't tell method of buying furniture.

 

Would it be a smart thing just to go it my own? Or getting my friends to buy one, each from a separate store. These are collectible pieces mind you, and Four going out with one guy would make even the most optimistic of fine furniture connoisseurs suspicious.

 

i'm so confused...
why is it weird to buy furniture?

 

Be like the pilgrims and make your own furniture. They are quite basic to understand and easy to build with the right tools at hand.

 

You show me a man that built his own 600w HPS and ill show you a talented furniture artisan. It seems you two are horrible at reading between said lines.

 

I'm too high for this thread

 

The first time I read it I thought you were trying to find good furniture to make babies on and you were alluding to blackmarket furniture stores with couches that help with conception or something.

 

Oh, you speak of the rays the sun lets down, and I hate metaphors; the fog has now cleared from the meadow. I would just man up and stop worrying about the eyebrow of the clerk, or get da ShYt from multiple places/hours until you have all furniture your children need.

 

ha ha we have a hydroponics store near me that pretty much indirectly advertises to growers.

They are like you can start your own indoor garden and grow any plants you want. Vegtables, fruits, spices, herbs, and they put super emphasis on the word herbs like several time in the commercial and the people sound all stonery as well.

 

if you're that damn afraid of people seeing you buy this shit.. then order it online and have it all delivered to your house

 

lmao, nice.

 

OH I GET IT NOW.
now that i am high it makes sense lol
i thought you were talking about a new baby and it was like a secret or some shit i was like WTF.
lol why is it in code no ones gunna track you down

 

Kinda defeats the whole purpose of being elusive. I didnt want a paper trail but i wasent sure how people went about doing it themselves..its one thing to get a setup for a few babies its another to run your own orphanige.

 

Orphanage or a few babies either way the shop intended for such shit won't mind the extra business

 

lmao this is funny

 

prepaid credit cards? you can give all false info then.. except for your address where you want the shit mailed then obviously