I need to write a paper today. I think it's time to drink that 1/5 of cheap rum I bought yesterday. Haven't had rum in ages. But I also am out of cold beer, sad sad day.
I should get some coke. Gonna ride ride ride my bike somewhere to get some grub grub grub. Watch out world, here I come.
Haha, I can see this... He lays there gazes at the beer in a lustful way while he works himself into a sweaty-thirst...
HAHA..."gazes at the beer" I love it... afterwards he would sip the beer gently while watching the sunset...
Haha, that's great.. Do I sense upcoming beer commercial... The ad will read "Beer...Because Men Can't Menstruate.."