The Worst sentence to hear:

"Did anyone clean the bong since Sammy threw up in it?"

Don't drink and bong.

 

Put your hands behind your back, Sir.

 

i think sammy should be cleaning it up, i know theres no way in hell i wanna clean up someone elses puke, its too gross

 

"dude.. i pissed in that bottle....." have over heard that saying a couple times.. never to me though

 

Squeel louder! <- that would be bad.

 

"There is no more weed..."

 

HA HA HA. The kid drinkin the piss wouldve been the lad who light weighted and spewed the week before!
Well thats how it went in my circle anyway.

 

Two of my friends were fighting over who go to drink the bong water. Is it just me or would that water taste like shit.

 

It tastes like shit, I learned when I tipped by bubbler back.

 

Yeah, I don't really get how a bottle someone was once sick in or a bottleful of pee is really much worse than bongwater.

 

It does taste bad. Not the worst to cook with though...

 

worst sentence ever. you are no longer welcome in the york distict school board, you are hearby expelled

 

Man I hope I dont catch herpes again..... from your partner.

 

Its safe dude. I do it all the time..

 

eww i hate cleaning up others' puke. especially when it's been on the floor for a few days and gets all crusty i didn't want to deal with it immediately....

 

It hurts when I twist them

 

"there's something wrong with the toilet...don't go in there"
miles from home: "i forgot the weed"

 

you should have worn a condom :O

 

man if some kid puked in my bong i'd make him hit that shit like 5 times lmfao jp thats hurt

edit: actually on second thought making him do that isn't really that hurt lol i mean i wouldn't do something like that but still, there's a few minutes of warning signs before you throw up. especially like the 30 seconds before. even the stupidest person should have enough common sense to at least turn their head away and puke on the floor. thats at the least. i mean seriously who wouldnt run to the bathroom? lol you'd have to be pretty fucked up...