weirdest/funniest/crazyest smoking spots

i guess same as everyone else. in cars, in schools now and then when i used to go. when i lived with my parents, i'd smoke in the room right next to them. or in the bathroom.
probably more times than i can count with both hands, we've smoked in movie theatres when it wasn't too packed. either with a little pipe, or a one hitter, and a spoof. that was fun.
i used to work at an american eagle. the stockroom was about the size of the store, right underneath it. no one ever came down there, so i'd smoke in the bathroom, and let staff do it too. i've been caught once with a couple of ounces and a scale in the lunch room, but the store manager was a coke head so he didn't care. we had a mutual understanding/agreement.
while working in malls back in teh day, we used to smoke all over the place. especially when it was closed afterwards. it used to be fun actually. another time a bunch of us smoked and played in the fountains, then chilled ona display of beds.
i think a question that should be asked is where you roll too. this is a fun game i play with my friends. i'll roll anywhere. especially when ppl don't expect you to, cause that kinda goes along with the element of surprise. anyone else?


ooh also, in a mcdonalds playland. that was great. the thing kinda held the smell inside it too. lol.

 

damn i wanna smoke in the mcdonalds play thing.
and then buy some food afterwards lol

hah today me and a friend smoked in an abandoned school bus that we randomly found.

 

randoms:

-time square ahahaha.
-whilst in the shower.
-someone else's fire escape/front stoop.
-the roof of Columbia University.
-a taxi haha.



at school:

-the back stage of the little theatre
-the first few rows of the auditorium
-staff bathroom
-this weird little landing called the 4th floor that leads to the roof
-one of those plastic wood play houses...hell yeah, we have one in the playground for the preschoolers
-the art room...but not during class haha.
-the dark room in photo...and yes, during class hahaha.


and what's all this about smoking like actually in the classroom, during class!? that's impossible/crazy.

 

Oh I forgot.....me and two friends smoked a bowl in the movie theater when we went to see "The New Guy", because we were the only people in there.

 

in the parking lot of the laundromat out of a bong. it doesn't sound that extreme but it was a really crazy experience. i mean, we had to walk out of the house carrying the bong in broad daylight, then drive with it sitting there on the floor. and being high in a laundromat is strange.
also on the school's roof. it was fun. i'd do it again.

 

some great places i like to smoke: on top of this abandoned pivillian on lake mendota, in trees, in cemeteries, abandoned houses, under a bridges, on boats/canoes (boat cruizes are the fucking best thing in the world), the employee area of a clothing store on state st, walking down state st in broad daylight around hundreds of people during harvestfest (marijuana law protest)

 

i know it's kinda long but it's worth the read lol

once i was mad baked with my boys and we had like extreme munchies so we went to this rinky dink pizza place to get something to eat. the guy working was a jerkoff and he was taking a wicked long time. so after waiting about 20 min or so for the food i was like "screw it i might as well go have a couple more hits or something while i'm waiting." so i went in the bathroom, took out my pipe and threw a couple pinches of weed in the bowl and began to spark up. very shortly after taking my first hit, while in the process of ghosting it, all of a sudden i hear pounding on the door. at first i didnt say anything and was freaking out and then after hesitation i just acted natural and was like "sup" and he was like "GRAB YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!!!" i was like "what are you talking about?" and he was like "YOU KNOW WHAT IM FUCKIN TALKIN ABOUT I'M NOT A FUCKIN IDIOT!!" the guy was geekin. so finally i was like screw it and dumped the remains of my bowl into my altoid case. i waited a few minutes and when i opened the door the guy was standing about 3 inches in front of me with this extreme look of fury on his face. he was fat and huge by the way. if i had to guess i'd say probably about 6'1 or 6'2 and big boned. from afar, one could probably mistake him for a monsoon gorilla. his hairyness added to this. obviously i kinda jumped a little when i saw him cuz i didnt expect him to be so close. i backed up a little and just looked him in the eyes for a minute and then was like "alright my bad man" and he was like "i dont care if you guys smoke but don't be doing it in my bathroom. have some respect." so i walked by my friends, who were laughing histerically (lol), and i was like "peace!" and threw them the peace sign haha and once i got a little around the corner i decided to jog to a different neighborhood just in case the dude changed his mind and decided to call the cops and tell them which direction i went in. about 5 minutes later they called and asked where i went so we could meet up again. once we did, they told me that literally RIGHT after the guy threw me out, the pizza came -.-

i ended up losing the 4 bucks i paid for the pizza too cuz he wouldn't give it to them and threw it out lol. before they left they asked how he knew i was smoking in there and it turns out, because the place is so tiny, the bathroom wall was extremely thin and he heard me flick my lighter a few times. he could tell we were stoned to begin with so once he heard the lighter i guess he put two and two together.

the guy wasn't as much of a jerkoff as he appeared at first tho. i'm lucky he didn't call the cops. i mean even if he did, if he didn't let us leave, we probably would have just knocked him down and ran. but still, it would have sucked having to go through all that and then worry about getting far enough away from the place without getting caught and charged with posession and assault lol we all got enough on our plates.

that day was hilarious tho. they were busting my balls after like "haha dude you couldnt even wait til we left the pizza place. thats sad!!" i was like "well come on i was mad hungry and after waiting so long i needed somethin to take my mind off my stomach." so after all of that and having spent most of my money because i didn't have much on me to begin with, all i ended up eating was i think like a bag of Combos or something lol. well until we got back to someones house anyway. you can bet your ass i pigged out once i made my way to the kitchen =D

a few weeks later my friend John, who was with me that day, went back to get some pizza. the first thing in sight upon walking in was this sign which was now hung on the bathroom door. he knew he HAD to take a picture of it as soon as he saw it:

 

-in a gondola on aspen mountain
-in a japanese hut in the arbouretum
-behind a dumpster beside a hotel on a class trip, right as their loading up the bus
-prolly many more, but my brains too fried to remember most

 

in the bus on the way to school and in the bathroom
in the bathroom at chipotle, steak n shake
under a wheelbarrow
other places

and the only times i got caught was by my parents at my house
but that was b4 i stopped being really obvious about it

 

Bathroomss- Girls during saterday school with two chicks Guys during american studys and industrial tech
Portopotty during the 4th of july with another dude and when he were in the middle of a bowl someone said DAMN SOMEONE SKMOKING SOME WEED HERE!
On a roof across the street from a firestation
and finnaly when a cop was behind us when he turned his lights up, hey i had to cash out my bowl beucase there was about one hit left funny thing is i didnt even lose my bowl or anything else becuase we stashed it in the vents, but we did lose like 3 oz and the dude let us go

 

Yesterday in line for concert tickets. I rolled it up to look exactly like a cig so noone said anything.

 

^That doesnt mean they didnt know it was pot. For the most part people dont care (especially if it means leaving a line for tickets) its when you encounter that one a-hole or a person of authority when shit goes downhill fast.

 

Oh my god. I thought this the other day, but figured it wouldn't have any merit to say this.
But seriously! These people are horrendous. I went on a downlad frenzy from Limewire the oher day and downloaded tons of Dark Lotus, and ICP before I had really LISTENED to their lyrics. These people make me feel crazy. I feel so unsafe listening to these pathetic people.
They ARE low.


Not to make this post pointless: I built my own treehouse in my yard SPECIFICALLY to smoke weed in there

 

Nah, there were cops there. They come by when theres huge lines for ticket sales.

 

hmm tonight I guess my brother was behind a house at a party smoking up and he heard a fight breaking out, so he ran out front just in time to see some big ass ****** pulling a gun on the boys, he just started shooting into the crowd of brawling people, never saw my brother coming, so he just spears the dude and started pounding his shit. I guess one of my buddies got shot in the shoulder, but they fucked with the wrong white boys, after my brother got off him he wasnt moving and was bleeding like mad 3 more dudes jumped on him and fucked his shit up. My bro went out back to finish smoking and people started fighting again, so he tackled and started punching the first person that came around the corner, which happened to be a FUCKING COP. haha he said he beat the shit out of that cop. I went over there with a knife when I got out of work, but shit was already done.

Pretty crazy smoking spot though haha

 

sounds like a good party, why wasnt i invited?

 

Im not sure they've invented a machine that allows you to go into other peoples dreams yet.

 

That would be cool to smoke in a tree. I have smoked in a treehouse on many occasions. And i used to smoke in a fire escape thing coming out of my basement window.

This is a cool thread.

 

Naked in my neighbors backyard so my clothes wouldn't smell. It was dark outside though. This was when I actually cared about smelling like pot around my house.

 

i saw this and felt like writing more.
hmm....there's this spot in these rich neighbourhoods in the city. it's a park nestled between quiet oldfashioned houses. on the top of a very tall, steep hill is a war monument. it's a mini lighthouse, flanked by cannons. the lighthouse is locked up, but we used to climb all over it. it's a semi-regularly used chillspot. done all sorts of things there.
or
in a clearcut forest where the bold line is drawn between destruction and life. it's cool because where the forest begins, it's all in pristine conditions untouched by man, meanwhile right next to it it looks like a bomb had just gone off.
anyway we're not talking just flat ground. some of the most beautiful things i'll ever see.
that's it for now.