Fuck you Canada for sending us your geese

They make me scream I hate birds. This stupid Texan made me walk through a bunch of them when I took him to the lake (Ontario).

 

Haha my dog loves to chase them.

 

hahah good!

 

They shit EVERYWHERE.

 

Geese are fucking awsome. The other day i took a picture of one pirched on my neibors roof, it was unusualy cool.

 

This Cool :H


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they make AMAZING jerky. just like beef. sooooo good. OH! and i make an awesome stew...

 

i gotta admit, i like having them around. they're neat. wandering around, stopping traffic when everyone is in a hurry. it's pretty nice.

 

This what they look like cooked and prepared
(the way they all should look)




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i've never had wild goose roasted. my grandmother raised geese for food. that was good stuff.

 

my momma used to roast wild goose, but not whole... shed make my stepdad pluck em and cut em into pieces. but roasted in tomato sauce, hp sauce and bacon. SO DAMN GOOD. wild goose and wild duck. :drool: honestly havent had any animal that tasted better than that, save for fishes (because i love me my seafood)

 

I like how Americans call them "Canadian" geese...it's cute.

 

we're slow...

 

Being slow is also endearing...

They are just Canada geese...they don't carry a passport..

 

Haha, now when I hear someone say "Canadian geese" I will think of this and laugh...

 

dude, they are in my backyard all the fucking time and they shit all over the place and you cant get them to leave!
Even having my neighbor coming over and shooting 3 didn't make them leave

 

I like geese, even with all their poop. But I like watching birds and animals...

One time we were at the harbour feeding the ducks and a few Canada geese came swimming by...they had entitlement issues so they came right up to us and ate out of our hands...

 

You only like them because you're Canadian. :tongue: They do carry passports. I thought you knew that.

 

haha... If they lived in my backyard I would name them...