Fuck you Canada for sending us your geese

What would you name them? I will name the ones out behind my house in your honor.

 

I would name them after the cast of Grease...Sandy and Danny, Kenickie, Rizzo...

 

I LOVE the name Kenickie. I like how it sounds so much

 

I hate them so i don't name them

There is only one goose i like, and it's like a mother goose kind goose and it's white and its fucking fluffy as hell and I named her FluffyButt. it ends up FluffyButt had 2 babies and they are tiny and they look like cotton balls. They are so cute. But they don't live in my yard, they live at this swamp up the street

 

hmm... hereabouts you arent allowed to shoot em (legally), not even for hunting usually

 

probably why there's too many of them and they're helping along the destruction of our ponds and lakes.

 

its actually the US goverments fault for programming their brains to hasten the destruction of our environment, causing the Earths population to decrease

 

we never shoulda outfitted them with internal combustion engines. that was stupid.

 

Lake ontario isn't a lake.

It's a nuclear wasteland

 

Those Geese better pray we humans don’t experience a natural disaster which limits the production of food, because a lot of us are looking for payback for ruining our local parks, and in my book revenge is spelled breakfast, lunch, and dinner



Hotwater

 

aint that the truth.

 

it's good and good for you. omega 3's instead of omega 6.

 

hotwater

 

a friend of my brothers has been hanging around lately, he has this insane hatred for geese too
he blew up a geese nest behind his house
if you pay him enough i'm sure he'll come down there and help you out

 

nah. i got it.

 

Eh?