Advice for Stupid People

don't eat the yellow snow.

 

television is not enough, you still need to read to be educated!

 

Do not answer an ad looking for someone that wants to be eaten.

 

If you get cold, walking into a fire is not the best warm up method

 

Getting someone to warm up to you does not involve fire!

 

Not all liquids extiguish fire.

 

Shooting arrows straight up into the air is not a good idea if you're just going to stand there!

 

When trying to exstinguish a fire, oil is not the best substance to use

 

never remove your seat belt on an airplane when the over head light is on!!!!!

 

Do not try swinging from tree to tree, you are not Tarzan and will fall and break an arm, a leg, and your nose

 

Hey guys when putting on your pants the zipper goes in the front, you know the same side as your face!

 

The call it underwear for a reason.

 

Haha, yes they do!

A brewery is not a place where potions are brewed, atleast, not magical ones!

 

Dont drink rubbing alcohol.

 

And don't rub drinking alcohol.

 

dont drink alcohol.... in excess

 

If you're digging a deep hole with a shovel make sure you have a way to get out when you're done!

 

Just because they call you a tree-hugging hippie doesn't mean you actually have to hug them. Especially a cactus, don't hug a cactus.

 

Dont smoke the paper wrappings from crayons.

 

Not everything that looks like candy is candy.