Jehova's Witness or undercover???

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by XBloodyNailPolishX, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    I have these neighbors, a couple... pretty nice couple, have a lot of pets, a nice house, etc. Thing is, my boyfriend and I suspect them of being undercovers... or something. The husband owns this big red van with doors (or lack there of rather) like a delivery truck... he sits in his truck in the middle of the night talking on his headset. Plus, the two of them always go out late at night. they go seperatley, driving away for ten minutes and coming back... they do this over and over (mostly) the wife, as late (or early) as 2AM.
    Is this just some wierd thing Jehova's Witnesses do that i don't understand? That's the only logical explanation i can find... or they're maybe undercovers?
     
  2. Adamist

    Adamist Member

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    Probably UCs.

    Funny you mention it, because awhile back I had some LSD mailed to me and it took wayyy longer than it should have, like 2 weeks or so. I was freaking out, thinking it got intercepted, until one day it showed up in my mailbox, pure as God! The thing is, a few days after that, we got a knock on our front door at like 9pm at night, and it was these 2 guys who were dressed in trench coats, they claimed they were Jehovah's and that they were lost and needed to use our phone. Like an idiot, I complied and gave them the phone.. they waited outside while they used it! It immediately occured to me that they could be undercover agents of some sort bugging our phone! Needless to say I was pretty freaked out, and avoided using the phone for any sort of "transactions" after that.
     
  3. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    holy shit that's scary. I'll remember that.
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Maybe there drug dealers.

    But I'd be scared if I was you.

    Then again I'm always scared.
     
  5. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    They seem nice enough... sometimes. Other times not so much.
     
  6. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    Why would they be Jehovah's Witnesses?
     
  7. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    They tried to convert another neighbor of ours. They're extremely religious. They seem nice, but they act so suspicious... going in and out, in and out at late hours (sometimes as late - or as early - as 2AM). The husband sits outside in his big red van, talking on a headset all night... and then randomly drives off, only to arrive 10-20 minutes later. The wife will go out at all hours of the night too. My guess is they're busting people...? Late night conversions and exorsisms.
     
  8. Moon_Beam

    Moon_Beam zaboravljas

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    I have only heard of the catholic church performing exorcisms? There could be many explanations.
     
  9. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    like what? There have been cops hanging out on our street lately as well... im gettin paranoid.
     
  10. Skratch

    Skratch Member

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    sounds like some tweakers to me
    ask em for a t and see what he says XD
     
  11. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    no, trust me; they're such conservatives... the way they dress and act... however, another bit of information; they have a bunch of cats and birds, and a sugar glider.
     
  12. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    they could be covert coke fiends. I have a neighbor that leaves suspiciously at random hours also. I think she is a coke head that doesnt want it know. Ask them for an 8 ball.
     
  13. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    I also have noticed they always have random people; entire families sometimes, staying at their place... wtf?
     
  14. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    back and forth, back and forth, they leave and come back, over and over... and the guy always talks on a walkie-talkie and drives around in a big red van... and he says he sells curtains!
     
  15. zihger

    zihger Senior Member

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    Sound like tweakers to me, if you are in Arizona that is like tweaker capital of the world to begin with.
    Are they always messing with stuff fixing things playing with electronics ect?
     
  16. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    They wouldn't be back from busting people in 10 to 20 minutes.
     
  17. XBloodyNailPolishX

    XBloodyNailPolishX Forgetful Philosopher

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    they do messes with electronics a lot... maybe they are tweakers?
     
  18. sw0o0sh

    sw0o0sh Banned

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    Wouldn't wanna throw an egg at the undercover jahova's then, fuck.


    & to throw this out there, I think you're just as bad for observing your neighbors every action. Lol. Maybe they like driving in circles at random periods in the night, seems like a mad chill idea actually.
     
  19. Rycon

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    Untill some time ago my whole life I was a JW, dont worry there not spys, there exactly what they say they are. Whatever that guy is doing is probably related to his job. Or mabye hes just a weirdo. The only thing JW's do at night is go to business and try talking to the night shift people.
     
  20. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    LOL this is too funny, are you serious. I studied under the JWs for seven yrs.My step kids were JW and to be able for my hubby to visit with his kids I made the sacrafice. Hubbies X was JW.., she said that satan was living at our house and Jahova was not there, so she wouldn't let the kids visit.. so I started going to the Kingdom Hall so Jehova would be in our house and the kids could come.. I must say, they are a strange cult, more pregidist then any group of ppl I've ever met..SPYS lolol Not hardly..Strange, yes.. evil, maybe, but undercover agents.. no way. They go Strickly by the Bible.

    Bright Blessings
    sh
     
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