Can you fight?

No fucking way, hawking would kill the mother fucker with his evil death ray!

 

im a black belt in mixed martial arts
but ive never like fought someone outside of that
but id prob use all of my skills from that

 

oh jesus

 

speed beats strength.

 

Yeah, you shouldn't bring a fist to a gun fight. But hawking would still be dead by then.

Intellect is an important part of seeing recurring themes in fights, dissecting them, and creating a strategy. That's when you see true fighting geniuses, like Fedor Emelianenko and the Gracies emerge.

But as far as petty thugs throwing down, which is what you will see, smart doesn't help much. It doesn't help because with that much adrenalin flowing through your system, your mind shits down and instinct kicks in.

And thats where skill strength and speed come into play.

You're way off.

 

MMA is not a martial art, and doesn't have a belt structure.

As don't most martial arts. only martial arts tied to Japan.

 

I can't fight, I'm a pussy.

 

However, I am quite skilled in conflict resolution, I can make a mean and potent I statement. Practice some empathy, you know the intense stuff.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZp2DDZwVLI

 

i'd automatically run away from any man dressed as a super pig.

 

I can't fight... My boyfriend has tried to teach me, but I'm not exactly a good pupil. I think if someone tried to overtake me, I'd end up scratching, biting and pulling hair. I suppose I could fishook someone if I had to...

Yeah, I'm screwed.:hysterica

 

I kick ass in a thumb war.

 

Probably because I have man hands.

 

can you break open a lobster?

 

Me and Fitzy are going to wrastle.

 

Are lobsters very difficult to break open?

 

I'm a part time ninja.

 

it'll be good times

 

is this just an excuse so you guys can have some body contact? :tongue:

 

not if you have man hands