No, I rephrase, she expects me to throw her a baby shower. She is 3.5 months pregnant, and one of her boyfriend's friends said she would throw her a baby shower. Apparently she turned her down and said I was supposed to throw her one. First of all, I work away from home 5 days a week, I dont know any of her friends, I have no clue how to organize, much less decorate for a baby shower, and I dont even like babies. I'm probably gonna have to clean the house since its always such a sty, and make the food coz im the better cook, and clean up coz even now, she's too tired to do anything. At the same time, I feel i have to since Im her only sister. I'm not very girlie. This is gonna suck. to make matters worse, I have to invite my mother. Im gonna steal away to my room and take huge bong rips and come back out happy as a clam. I dont wanna.. And, no men.. who the Hell am I supposed to hang with during all the commotion?!? Probably not gonna have any beer.. boo..
how about you have to worst baby shower ever! that would be the best. or just have lots of vodka for the guests and OJ for her. No wait! Just don't have it at your place find a nice hotel and have it there then mention that a scummy night club is on the books for later! either it's work out great or they'll make excuses and melt away.
Traditionally, relatives don't throw baby showers. She should have the friend do it, if she really wants to be proper. Could be a way out for you...
Thanks Carrie. Really?! hmm.. bah, shit, she aint gonna care. I aint gonna rent any freaking hotels, Im already paying her bills since she cant get a job coz she's pregnant. I cant afford much on top of that, and her boyfriend is broke too. Maybe that could be my way out. Im broke. Not really, but if I throw her one I will be. Ooh.. I know, have the baby stuff inside, and have the food cooking outside with beer and boys and bong rips in The Cave. fuck yeah!
Tell her "dude, i can't throw this. I don't know you're people ,I don't have time and I wont get to have any beer."
Just tell her you don't have time to do it, because you're too busy working so you can keep a roof over her head.
nah, she's not ungreatful, she raised me guys. Im just pissed at her for getting pregnant when she nor I can afford it without a second though. I hate being in limbo. I dont wanna use the guilt card coz ima use it to get out of the house, and I think i will ask the girl who wanted to throw it in the first place to help. But her boyfriend is going halfsies with me, after all, Its not my kid. Dont get me wrong, Im happy for her that she's happy, in love, and all that shit, but being the pessimist or realist i am, I am worried about how she's gonna support this kid if he decides to leave her.
Did she get pregnant on purpose? Have her boyfriend round up all of her friends and get all of them to pitch in some money. Not much....maybe $5 each. That would take some of the strain off, at least.
Get all her friends together and have them help; If they all bring a plate on the day then that will save you alot of money and time preparing food. The cleaning will be a hassle but sometimes you just have to do things you don't want to.
she didnt get pregnant on purpouse, but just let it happen. she thought she was sterile coz she'd never had a pregnancy scare, even though she didnt have sex for 10 years, and he though he was sterile coz he never got anyone pregnant. I called them both stupid for believing that. but man, she's illegal, doesn't keep jobs for very long, and she is emotionally weak. even now when they fight, she tells him that she doesnt need him if he decides to leave because she's got me to support her. One of the reasons I dont have kids is because I know I cant afford em, and the uncertainty of not being able to find a job, the fact that if you get caught working illegaly, you get deported. she didnt think of anyone but her yearning to have a kid, and in the process, she might have fucked me over too. of course, I would never let my sister go hungry or without shelter, much less with a baby, but its alot of pressure.
Ok make it a "prison" theme and tell her bsicly because of that penis inflected deases soon she is gonna have a post uterial want machine, that she will be required to let leech of her for the next 18 years. She'll ehter get pissed and let you off the hook, OR laugh really hard and everyone will have fun. either way listening to me NOT a great idea.
