Scorpions suck

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Kinky Ramona, May 5, 2008.

  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    You sound like Tyson.

    "I'm going to fuck the bear till it loves me!"
     
  2. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww im so never going to texas now
    scorpions and centipedes and all those poisonous wriggly things weird the crap out of me. BLEH
     
  3. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    Oh yeah they do but i thought you was talking about the band...they suck too though:D
     
  4. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah-punch a bear right in the nose.If that doesn't work ,jab him in the eye with your stub.[​IMG]
     
  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Am I the only one that would've grabbed some scissors and slowly cut the scorpion up?

    Sorry that happened to ya.
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    oh my gosh kinky. I explained ever so matter of factly to one of my former bosses that if I ever came across a shark in the ocean I would simply punch him in the nose and show him who's boss. Such little faith in me.
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    OMG! I would SCREAM! I could only live with a big protective man in such a case! EWWWWWW! I screame at the teeniest of spiders, and that is ALL I get. Wow. I am a lucky girl.
     
  8. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Cats are great at killing crawling things. They'll pounce on the tiniest bug in the rug.

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  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I would have many cats, dogs, and men on the premises. TGF Canada and the northern climate which kills most everything.
     
  10. hektopekto

    hektopekto Member

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    I dont think there are any species of scorpion in the US that are of threat to humans. The really nasty ones are out in Africa and Australia. Of course, young children, the elderly, and people with health issues are at higher risk of death from everything, scorpion stings included.

    And I hope you didnt kill it; I would looove to have a scorpion native to the US. At the moment, I only have a pair of Emperors, and will be selling off the male. With the female pregnant, he is more of a danger in the tank than a help.

    Fun Fact: Scorpions glow under a black light

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    (The fat one is the female)
     
  11. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Dzaaaaam. Aren't Scorpions one of the few species that commit suicide?

    Interesting thread. Too much of a city boy to know anything about it though.
     
  12. hektopekto

    hektopekto Member

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    No, they do not commit suicide. Being cold blooded, they spaz a lot when it gets too hot for them, and the spazing is often interpreted as them trying to sting themselves. However, a scorpion's own sting has little effect on it, IIRC.
     
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