Hitting a she male?

take a box cutter, make sure your prints arent on it. walk up behind her in the hall and slash the back of her legs at the knees. then stand back and look in awe/laugh your ass off as the fat annoying bitch (she sounds like a bitch) falls on her ass. Remember to slash pretty hard as to make sure its not just a paper cut.

 

haha

 

man i knew a girl kinda like that in 9th grade that she was some fat ugly ass black girl and one time we were smoking a blunt on the benches by my school and she told on us and got us in trouble, so we would always give her shit and then this girl locked her in the locker room or smething and she called the cops or some shit it was fucked up.

but in the end i think she got her ass beat by some other bitch.

 

I forget about the shemale.
Sit back get stone and go online or watch a tv show or movie its the only ending that ends in happness!

 

hit that shit

 

i'd just trash on her and make her feel like shit. don't hit her.

and when i saw the title "hitting a shemale" i thought you were going to ask if it would be alright to have sex with a shemale hahaha

 

There was this dude in high school who tried to talk shit about me, so I started just calling him "cock-breath", like it was his regular name. I would also go out to the parking lot everyday and let the air out of his tires and key his car all to shit.

 

lol theres this one kid in my class who i call dicklips.

He even thinks it's funny.

I don't think I've ever called him his real name...

 

haha i have a friend we just call douchebag its quite funny

 

lol I wonder how those kids that get called nicknames feel......

Theres a kid at my school called Frodo. He seems prety gay.

Theres also a guy called Jujanji (i guess thats how you spell it since it isn't a real word lol) and it's pronounced Joo - john - Jee

And he seems pretty grimes too.

 

She sounds like she would tell a teacher or something if you actually offered to smoke her up.

Nah, make her feel bad only immediately after she does something like that. She probably already feels terrible so if you start calling her some stupid name she might actually get pretty depressed. She'll eventually learn that you like her more when she isn't a bitch and calm down some.

But why does it matter if she's black?

 

That's what I was wondering. Why even mention the fact? It doesn't have anything to do with anything.

 

nah man,no violence. especially twords a girl man....not cool

 

buy her flowers or chocolates (i'm sure she'd love the latter haha).

that should pretty much assure a heart attack and subsequent death.

hahah no but really, kill her with kindness. as neuro said, her life prolly sucks enough as it is. try to brighten it up a little y'know? the worst thing that could happen is that she feels like an even bigger asshole and you're just a nice guy. savy?

 

idk why the OP said that but i always mention stuff like that when im talking to people, like "some fat white guy" or like "this dumbass black girl" etc etc, i don't think it's racist or anything.

 

Haha I would love to see her yelling at the OP and he just turns around with a bouquet of flowers and chocolates for her with a big smile on his face. haha

It's kinda like when they were putting flower's on the soldiers bayonets in the 60s protests against vietnam. Maybe a little less dangerous.

 

Id get in that bitches face

 

yea, that'd be pretty sweet lol.

Yea, thats how I ment it; I like adding every detail.

 

the trick is to kill with kindness and adherence to rules. be the same way to her when she talks, or anything else. she smell like garlic one day? ask to sit on the other side of the room and act nauseous. you can't get in trouble for following the rules, you don't act like a wuss (even if she deserves to be smacked) and she can't do anything about it. you can make her life miserable.

 

exactly man!