Dude with golf clubs

On the train I saw him. I thought, "There is many things you can do with golf clubs. Maybe he is a sodomist. A collector. A front. A caddy. Maybe not a golf player after all."

Maybe that's how he scrambles his eggs. How many things can you do with a golf club?

 

I wear sparkles on my cheeks these days. I wonder what people think of me.

 

That you're a fairy. And they are RIGHT.

 

I know what you mean, I always think people are something else. Or do something else with the shit they carry.



No fuckin' way is she gonna eat those carrots..

 

it would be awfully troublesome to carry golf clubs around without the intention of actually golfing.

 

i would think HMMm who ever gave that girl a facial shoots glitter out of thier dick. then i would spend the rest of the time pondering if my dick shot glitter how would i cover up the cronic masterbating??

 

My man! You're hilarious dude! Good to have you hanging around my threads! Cheers.

 

Why thank you