I am lost for words

I want to post something homorous on somebody's face book wall but for the first time since I can remember my mind is totally blank.

I just want to say hi to this person, but in a witty, vile or stupid way.

Any suggestions?

 

I saw this one on someone's hi5 page, and loved it:

 

that ^ is the sweetest cat i have ever seen.
This is your comment. Don't shoot, please don't shoot!!

 

Say :
HEY!!!Glad to see you doing well, I heard you got robbed last night,and the guy said suck his dick or die.
Good thing you suck.

 

I would comment that he has poor grammar. An apostrophe isn't needed in get's.



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I think you should just post. im homorous, if that doesnt work, you might be out of luck.

 

I'm a pirate of the ghetto, and I'm just achin' for that booty.

 

Yes, plenty.

 

just tell me i have nice eyes.