I flash my lights at speeding cars

so they will think there's a cop ahead and slow down. then i giggle to myself.

 

are your lights red and blue?

 

I flash them all the time to scare other drivers and have them make way for me.

 

I flash my brights at passing cars who have their fog lights on haha

 

hahaaaaaaaaaaa no. but that would be sweet if they were. i could harass all you rebellious deviants!

 

I don't speed for shit.
I don't slow down for shit either =P
My mum hates how I take turns and drive tight areas/college areas where everyone jays, but I do it so smoothly, that I'm like 'fuck it'.