badass scars that tell stories

tell me about yours.

 

I put stuff on my scars to make them go away.

 

i have a nasty one on the bottom of my chin from where i tried to fly like superman off the top bunk bed and hit the doorknob with my face on the way down.

and one on my knee from where i swung a hammer and managed to bite my kneee with the claw.

i have more, but i'm too lazy to type them out right now

 

I picked up my cat. He was a sourpuss.

I'm hard-x-core.

 

ouch. that superman one sounds painful. but awesome.

I've got one on my knuckle from when I stuck my hand in a blender to get something that was stuck in it. It was off, but I love how people always assume that i'm hardcore and stuck my hand in a blender that was on when I say "oh, i got that when i stuck my hand in a blender."

And i've got one on my right eyebrow from when I was chasing my dog around my room on my hands and knees and ran straight into the corner of my dresser.
And of course the two huuuuge ones on my right leg from when my friend from middle school's german shephard bit me. You could see the meat in my leg when it happened. It was pretty badass.

 

Oh, i've got a new one on my forehead from the other day when I ran straight into a a branch on a teepee thats made out of pine trees that my friends and I found.

 

:H Im covered in badass scars. I rule.

 

damn tele... you are hardcore badass scar queen... wait, let me try to compete...

um, i used to have a scar on my shoulderblade from a broken bottle fight (not recommended kiddies)

and if my tongue had held a scar, i would have on there from when i bit straight through it twice... once as a kid on the teeter totter (big kid kept bumping the end so i flew up in the air, and hit my chin on the handlebar) and once when i fell and smashed my face into a curb, and unfortunately my tongue was between my teeth.

 

i only have two really good scars...


one on my right eyebrow from when i fainted in the dorm bathroom and landed on a sink...

and a deep indentation on my left shin from when my dog ran into the neighbors' woods. i chased him in, trying to catch him and bring him back to my yard. finally he stopped and cowered down for a second, so i dove on him. what i didn't see at the time were the 3 strands of barbed wire between us...

got one on the shin, one right across midbelly, and one across the neck... but only the shin one left a scar...

 

eyebrow scars are hot. haha

 

especially on the right...

 

Well I have one that goes across my chest

Its in my gallery if you want to see it

I've told people before that I got it in an accident, or that someone attacked me with a machete

But as you can see by its shape its not true

I got it from having surgery

 

I've got two small facial scars and a fairly gnarly one on my left from a motorcycle accident last year.

I have a scar on my right wrist from a window incident when I was an angry 16year old and a small scar on my right forearm from a knife wound.

And a very old scar on my left knee. I had a bottle stuck in there as a kid.

And I've got quite a few small acars on my head from various falls and accidents as a crazy kid and one from a jilted french woman who decided to try and find out what I was thinking by opening the back of my head with a pool cue.

 

hahahaha whaaaaaat?

 

Yeah. I guess she wanted to find out why I split up with her or maybe she thought that she could change my mind. I love hotblooded crazy girls.

 

My scars are from sports or drunken misadventures.

 

i have a scar on my left eyebrow...split it open 4 times so far

1 - i was pushed down my stairs and hit my head on the concrete which broke. i was

2 - i got hit with a ping pong paddle in a fight

3- got hit again with a ping pong paddle in another fight

4 - walked into the corner of the door while mesmerized with a fine lady. glad she didn't see that happen haha. i walked into class with blood dripping down my face

 

WTF. Did you really do the superman thing? Because I know of at least two other people who did the SAME thing, and one of them was me. I fell onto a television.

 

i have a faint scar on my wrist from a fight where i got slice with a knife

 

i have one almost 2 inches above my right eyebrow...when i was 3 i fell down a 6 foot ladder at my aunt and uncles cabin...bounced my head off a woodstove...im told by my mother all i did was start laughing...