Sit in the snow wearing only underwear, blasting Wu Tang on some loud speakers, have a half case of beer chilling next to you (dont need ice because its snow outside), and play with magnets between your hands. It's heavenly, I promise.
Yea they are. Ok here's another one. Dress up in clothes belonging to the opposite sex from your own, bounce up and down the street in a Mexican run ghetto on a pogo stick with a loudspeaker shouting "Que Pasa Contigo?!" over and over again while balancing a burning Bible on your head.
Ok wait, I've just come up with the best one ever! Go to a Sunday church mass and interrupt the Preist when he talks to start an argument, after which once your escorted off the property, wait until it's over and go back in and challenge the same Preist to a game of naked Chess and say "May the rightoues one win!" and finish it off with a big bottle of wine. THEN, wake up hungover on the altar and go out for Monday morning beer's, the bar opens at 11am
LOL God, this one made me laugh so so so much. Everyone sitting next to me stared at me with a weird look, but I couldnt stop laughing.