that's just sad... Hahaha...nice I'd make a law that everyone must laugh at themselves for at least 5 hours a day, and if not then they have to sit in dumpster that's filled to the top with used feminine products that have been sitting out in the sun for a year and must stay in there four months....
if a person is unable to provide for themselves(ie:feed,clothe and house themselves with no outside aid) they are to be deemed useless eaters and are to be put to death... this is to include but not be limited to,the lazy,the mentally ill,the elderly,the severely handicapped.. this shall not include persons under the age of 18 unless severely handicapped,or severely mentally ill. persons over 18 extending there education would be partially exempt but they would be required to work at least 20 hours a week and put all monies towards there fees for education. just think how much money the health care system and the government(taxpayers) would save.. and yes,im serious as a heart attack..
Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer would be permanently enjoined from making any more movies. No, change that from an injunction to a federal statute. The penalty would be having toothpicks inserted to hold their eyes open and they would be forced to watch "The Rock" over and over until they die from losing so many of their brain cells each time one of their overwrought screen explosions goes off.
What's the punishment...? Washing off her makeup which therefore will take up to three years to complete...
Oh ok then. How about a law to penalize masturbation? I would love to see that law in effect haha. The penalty would be celibacy of 10 years to life!
it is IMO whats wrong with society today.. the whole welfare charity compassion for the oxygen thief mentality destroys the whole natural order of things.. i think if someone wants to keep there little deformed kid or retarded kid or bed ridden elder alive that is fine provided that they can pay for there care but if there becomes a need for outside assistance(ie:government aid) in doing so that is when the said law would be enacted.. i personally find the fact that people who cannot function at all in society are cared for,clothed,fed, and provided health care by the government "a little nuts".. but to each there own i suppose..