So, you can make a new law...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by redyelruc, May 9, 2008.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    that's just sad...

    Hahaha...nice [​IMG]

    I'd make a law that everyone must laugh at themselves for at least 5 hours a day, and if not then they have to sit in dumpster that's filled to the top with used feminine products that have been sitting out in the sun for a year and must stay in there four months....
     
  2. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I know, hence the edit. that was a perfect example of speaking (well, typing) before thinking.
     
  3. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    if a person is unable to provide for themselves(ie:feed,clothe and house themselves with no outside aid) they are to be deemed useless eaters and are to be put to death...

    this is to include but not be limited to,the lazy,the mentally ill,the elderly,the severely handicapped.. this shall not include persons under the age of 18 unless severely handicapped,or severely mentally ill. persons over 18 extending there education would be partially exempt but they would be required to work at least 20 hours a week and put all monies towards there fees for education.

    just think how much money the health care system and the government(taxpayers) would save..

    and yes,im serious as a heart attack..
     
  4. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    no living in holes in the ground attached to a tent residing on property you don't own.
     
  5. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    I would create a law to eliminate all use of non renewable fossil fuels.
     
  6. Ignatius2008

    Ignatius2008 Member

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    Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer would be permanently enjoined from making any more movies. No, change that from an injunction to a federal statute. The penalty would be having toothpicks inserted to hold their eyes open and they would be forced to watch "The Rock" over and over until they die from losing so many of their brain cells each time one of their overwrought screen explosions goes off.
     
  7. secret_agent_amanda

    secret_agent_amanda Member

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    I think I just want to post one more pic of Tammy Faye Baker.....


    [​IMG]
     
  8. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    that's a little nuts, HHB.
     
  9. telephone

    telephone weird

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    It shall be illegal to post pictures of that horrid woman on the internet.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What's the punishment...? Washing off her makeup which therefore will take up to three years to complete...
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    What would we use instead and what would the punishment be?
     
  12. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Tax and tariff free economy.
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    That's not criminalising something, sorry.
     
  14. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    What about criminilazing money? punishable by pillory.
     
  15. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Oh ok then.

    How about a law to penalize masturbation? :D I would love to see that law in effect haha.
    The penalty would be celibacy of 10 years to life!
     
  16. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i would just bring the whole shebang down and start over...
     
  17. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    it is IMO whats wrong with society today.. the whole welfare charity compassion for the oxygen thief mentality destroys the whole natural order of things..

    i think if someone wants to keep there little deformed kid or retarded kid or bed ridden elder alive that is fine provided that they can pay for there care but if there becomes a need for outside assistance(ie:government aid) in doing so that is when the said law would be enacted..

    i personally find the fact that people who cannot function at all in society are cared for,clothed,fed, and provided health care by the government "a little
    nuts"..

    but to each there own i suppose..
     
  18. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    wouldnt that make them masturbate more?
     
  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    That would cause mass suicides...
     
  20. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    Im not a farmer, I dont grow my own food. I also dont make my own clothes.

    Should I be put to death?
     
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