well im getting a drug test in 2 weeks...

i just got caught thursday and i cant smoke anymore so. My mom is drug testing me in 2 weeks. and i told her that it takes 2-4 weeks to get out of your system and she thinks its 2. so what can i do to pass this thing. if i fail it i will be getting sent to christian school. and i do not want that. im 6/7 293 lbs.

 

Detox, lots of water + cranberry juice, excercise, go running, sweat.

 

ive smoked atleast 2 times a week if not more and my metabolism is slow. So i should drink lots of water. Does it have to be water or can i drink orangade or something like that. fruit Juice? apple juice,orange?

 

6'7 300lbs? damn if i were you and i got sent to a christian school id just bust out of there like the incredible hulk.

 

id be in juvie if i did that. Im on the second chance program in school. lol. I used to have anger issues and got in fights all the time. Atleast 2 a month if not more.

 

damn. well, you could cop some piss from a clean buddy lol.

 

how could i warm it up? Cause i have like 3 or 4 friends that can piss for me. And its more than likly gonna be as soon as i wake up. 2 weeks from today. What should i get them to piss in?

 

I have to ask does pot mellow you out and help with the anger issues?

 

You could warm it up by keeping it between your thigh and ball sack while you sleep. That should keep it at the same temp. as your piss normally is. Then when you wake up its ready.

 

yea it really does. Cause ever since ive been smoking it i havent been in a fight. ive gotten mad. but hey. doesnt everyone? And i dont even feel the need to fight anymore.

 

well if ur mum thinks its exactly 2 weeks then just tell her that shes fucking stupid and why doesnt she look it up

 

Wait so if she knows you have smoked, then why is she testing you unless just to make sure you haven't smoked since you had to stop

You will probably pass, it takes from like 3-5 days for a once/twice a weed smoker

 

Listen up. Take two cranberry pills per day and grink about a gallon of water every day, you will be fine within 3 days. cranberry juice is great too!

 

ive been drinking propel fit with vitamins. thats what its called. and since i started which was yesterday my you can even see through the piss its so dense with thc im guessing its almost crystal like.