What Is The Point Of The Chihuahua?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Haze_9999, May 11, 2008.

  1. Haze_9999

    Haze_9999 Member

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    What is the point of the chihuahua? I have been thinking about this quite a lot lately. And I'm really not sure. So I'd like to hear your theories. The only thing I can think of is that they were created so Ren of Ren and Stimpy could be a chihuahua. Kind of a chicken and the egg sort of thing.
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    They Were Created......So Mice Could Have "Sparing Partners".......Weight For Weight Equals......For Their "Boxing Matches"....[​IMG]




    Cheers Glen....[​IMG]
     
  3. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    My mate got a chihuahua the other day. They were created to go well with chips.

    I have a mini vendetta against chihuahuas.
     
  4. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    this sounds like Jeff Dunham's chihuahua skit.
     
  5. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    They were created to look cute, why was the Pekingese created? Their face is so fucked up it causes health problems.

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  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    The point of a chihuahua is either the tail or the nose, depending how you look at it.
     
  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    They're the perfect size to dropkick.
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    The chihuahua exists so that drunken Alsations, Dobermanns and Great Danes can play 'Toss the Dwarf".
     
  9. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    :lol:
     
  10. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    they're lap dogs. they're cute, I have 5 of em, but not the mean overly hyper shaking chihuahuas. they're cool, and ya'll are mean. a rottweiler got a hold of one of my dogs and almost killed her. thats not cool. i had to shove the hose full blast up its nose to let her go. that was a bad day.
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You go around giving random rottweilers nasal enemas and you're calling me mean.:huh:
     
  12. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    all joking aside

    i believe they were originally bred as food

    i need to look that up [or you do]
     
  13. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Yeah, that's why I said they were meant to go well with chips lol :D
     
  14. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    no, he had my dog in its mouth. i had to get her out somehow. I tried everything to get it to let her go. hitting it, kicking it, nothing worked, so it got a shitload of water up its nose. I had to save my dog. vicious dogs dont deserve to be alive because theyes can t be happy, and their owners deserve to be shot. i told its owner, get rid of it, or I will. no bullshit. I am a dog lover, but vicious dogs are not cool. The dick has 2 pitt bulls, and are sweet as can be, and play with my dogs. its the owners fault.
     
  15. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Yeah there a rat dog.

    Anyone ever see the curb your enthusiasm episode where the exterminater stomps the chiwawa. funny shit.
     
  16. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Hitting and kicking it too. And then demanding it be killed. All because it's owner was an incompetent wanker. You're terrible.:)

    Did you ever stop to think that your little dog could have been calling the rottweiler 'a fat bastard' or something and might have deserved what it got?:)
     
  17. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Long-haired chihuahuas are the shit. And the cutest damn things ever.
     
  18. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I never demanded it be killed. I said take it away, or I'd call the humane society who would ultimately put it down, especially since it actually hurt the dog. It broke her leg and she had teeth marks on her neck. you must not have pets. shit, you dont even know how I went off on tis owner, my landlord at the time. hehe. hahaha as far as my dogcalling it a fat bastard is totally possible since she is a bad ass. she's a mini-pincher/ chihuahia mix, and she thinks shes big and mean, but she's a sweetie. dude, nobody desrves to be eaten by a dog. not even cats.
     
  19. Karmalized

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    Actually, if you want the honest truth as to what they were bred for:

    Mexicans originally bred chihuahuas for the purpose of protection.
    They were small enough to fit up the sleeves of someone's shirt, yet vicious enough to do a fair amount of damage. That's why a lot of them naturally have attitude problems.

    I love their cute little bug eyes. :D
     
  20. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Maybe the rottweiler should have shot her. Or got up on her, to show her what a fat bastard he really was.:)

    Anyway, I'm a dog-lover. I don't have a pet now, 'cos I don't have an outside space. I'm just having some fun.
     
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