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  1. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    My name is Emelia (obviously). This is my Karma thread (obviously). I like to state the obvious (obviously)...

    ok, I'll stop doing that now ^_^

    Intro to moi: 15, Born in England but lived in Spain since I was 6. I don't really know what to say when people ask me where I'm from because my mother is Montenegrian (but her sister considers herself Serbian...long debate lol) , my dad by blood is half Irish and we don't know the other half because he was adopted. His adopted mother is Chinese, his adopted father is English. He went to school in England but lived his childhood in Bangladesh.

    So I guess, I'm a nomad without a country as much as you can get :tongue:

    I'm constantly singing and smiling, and people consider me mad. I prefer the term 'delightfully eccentric'. They still consider me mad...

    Currently doing AS levels in English lang/lit, Spanish, Maths and IT.

    Fire off some questions and I shall reply :D *bows and exits*

    *comes back and squirts you with waterpistol*

    *exits once again*
     
  2. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Uh huh... *gets out notebook* Emelia? And how do you spell that?
    YOU'RE BRITISH!! hehehe....

    Do you like olives?
    Have you ever measured your ears?
    What do you think of singing barbers?
    Or singing butchers?
    Or singing barristers?
    Or singing banisters?
    Or singing bananas?
    Or singing boobs?
    Or carrots?
     
  3. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Don't ask me to spell my name. I spell it wrong so often :( Though I did once get my teacher to write lines saying 'I shall not call Emelia Emily anymore' 10 times ^_^ She kept calling me by the wrong name so I gave her lines to do :H

    Olives are good - we have plenty of them, you see :D We get these olives that are stuffed with jalepeños - delicious! My cat thinks so too. You know how cats get with catnip? Rubbing their noses in it and getting high? Yeah, well my cat does that with jalapeño stuffed olives. He is gangsta.
    Then after the nose rubbing in jalapeños fiasco, he calms dowm for a bit. Then he licks his butt. Now, the butt licking is hilarious because his nose is all spicy from before so everytime he licks his butt, he jumps around and starts again. It is lolworthy ^_^

    I have not measured my own ears, but I have measured someone elses. They gave me an odd look and ran away :( Some people don't have a sense of humour...

    singing barbers - I want one! My bros gf Elle cuts my hair, and I think it would be so awesome if she sang while doing it ^_^

    singing butchers - Depends if they were butchering pork. I would have to ninja kick them if they were. Piggies ftw!

    Or singing barristers - That would make the world a better place. If I entered a miss whadyamacallit pageant, then I would definately mention singing barristers whilst preaching world peace.

    Or singing banisters? - I swear my banisters sing sometimes. They have really high voices. And they wobble, so my ma tied them with string.

    Or singing bananas? - IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

    Or singing boobs? - I made my mate lauras boobies sing!!! Well technically, it was more of a farting noise, but it was a win nonetheless! I put a straw between them and blew, and they farted XD Good times...
     
  4. nynysuts

    nynysuts No Gods, No Masters

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    Do you take AS levels early in Tenerife?
     
  5. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Nah, I just used to be really smart so I moved up a year lol :D

    All my brains have gone though :( I miss being smart...
     
  6. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    what are AS levels?
     
  7. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    half an a level

    ...

    I thought you were English?
     
  8. Song Breeze

    Song Breeze Member

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    Do you like milkshakes?
    Do you have any pets?
    I have olives stuffed with jalepeños in my cupboard. Would you like some?
     
  9. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    Would you rather eat a bowlful of cheese or snort a line of full fat cream?
     
  10. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Do you like milkshakes? - Milkshake is amazing :D And also... my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours.....

    Do you have any pets? - True dat homeboy! Here is Loopy and the bottom half of Spike (the same bottom half that he licked after sniffing spicy food):

    [​IMG]

    We also have some fishies, but they belong to my brother, not me

    I have olives stuffed with jalepe�os in my cupboard. Would you like some? - I just ate :( But can I give them to my cat instead? :D
     
  11. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    snort a line of fat cream :D I have snorted sherbert - there isn't anything i can't do!!!
     
  12. Finnaz

    Finnaz Champagne Socialist

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    Ooh yeah on the sherbert, moi aussi, and granulated sugar. My head tasted sweet for ages, if that makes any sense.
     
  13. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    i am, i just cant see past GCSE's. :p



    soo, have you ever snorted electricals?
     
  14. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    I have stuck all sorts of electricals up my nose, but never snorted them :(

    I'm famous for sticking things up my nose :H Theres this bush in my garden, and I stuck the leaf up my nose (I don't know why), and then it must have had poison in it or something :eek: There was ouchies, and I spent the rest of the night with my head upsidown in the sink trying to pour water down my nose.

    It was quite legendary... :D
     
  15. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha... i can just imagine that. hehe... Sounds like fun. :)

    Do you regret anything?
     
  16. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Hmmmm... good question! I don't think I can remember far back enough to actually have any regrets. Though if I do have regrets, I doubt I'd actually REALLY regret them, since everything, good and bad, was a catalyst for turning me into the person I am today. And I rock :D

    Oooh! Just thought of one, actually! I regret pissing about and not studying for exams I have in the morning... *pulls hair out*

    and yet, I'm STILL procrastinating... :rolleyes:
     
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    How'd the exams go?
     
  18. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    meh... I did the best I could :D I kept forgetting words though :confused: Not technical words, mind, just everyday words - I kept thinking of the spanish or the first letter of a different word that reminds me of the word.

    :H my mind rulez
     
  19. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    -_-

    She's now got her own account. She's called Nerdz, I think. She is retarded ^_^
     
  20. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Haha, orrr both at once :D
    Oh and hello nicole ;)
     
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